You drank Too Much

coolkasun

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    We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with funny paintings on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top 41.

    You went on a date but were so tired that decided to take a nap on a mat


    Someone took a cool photo with you dead drunk on it and this picture became an internet hit


    You have decided to wash up in the toilet


    Toilet – there’s no better place to sleep


    I always puke where I sit so the stinky people don’t sit near me


    You make love to an invisible man


    Where am I? What is this horrible place? Who is this? What did happen yesterday?


    Even where there’s no place to sit, you manage to find yourself a place to sleep


    Now I literally know the meaning of “You are in deep shit” :)


    You want beer so badly, that even when your upper body part is paralized you can be found in the near shop


    The gardener doesn’t even wake you


    You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head


    You’re using your hand as a pillow


    You passed out standing up


    Foot on the bench, body on the floor


    No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?


    Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies


    “Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze


    No sink, no toilet, urinal it is


    Nuff said


    You’re spooning a bench


    You piss where you sleep where I wait for the bus


    You’re trying to cheat on your wife with an ATM machine


    You are the Hasselhoff


    You destroyed the toilet


    You’re this thing


    You shouldn’t have been driving


    The crosswalk is a crosscrawl


    You were Santa


    You are Verne Troyer and you’re on the run






    You opened the door with your face


    You woke up naked on the driveway


    You wet your pants. You’re 42 years-old


    You slept in a noble fir Christmas tree?


    You slept on the stove and in the sink


    You try to conceal your identity while looking at the camera


    No guys even bothered…


    Your buddy was ‘pretending’ to be a chick


    You pretend you are that penguin stuffed animal


    Any place and any time is nap time


    Garglerglerrarghgeblahrough
     
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    dilrasan

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