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<blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4421578" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. </strong></span></span></span></span></a></span></p><p>[FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: </strong></span></span></span></p><p></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><em><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">'Dear Lord: </span></strong></em></em></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><em><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. </span></strong></em></em></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><em><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">I want her to know what I go through. </span></strong></em></em></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><em><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. </span></strong></em></em></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><em>Amen!'</em></em> </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.. </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, </span></strong></p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Awakened the kids, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Set out their school clothes, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Fed them breakfast, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Packed their lunches, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Drove them to school, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Took it to the cleaners </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Went grocery shopping, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Then drove home to put away the groceries, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Paid the bills and balanced the check book. </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Then, it was already 01P.M. </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">And he hurried to make the beds, </span></strong></p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Do the laundry, vacuum, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Dust, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">And sweep and mop the kitchen floor. </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">After supper, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He cleaned the kitchen, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Ran the dishwasher, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Folded laundry, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Bathed the kids, </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">And put them to bed. </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">At 09 P.M . </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - </span></strong></p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><em><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. </span></strong></em></em></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><em><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. </span></strong></em></em></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><em><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. </span></strong></em></em></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><em>Amen!'</em></em> </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. </span></strong></p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">You'll just have to wait nine months, though. </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">You got pregnant last night.' </span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">ha ha ha ha ha <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></strong></p><p></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></a></span></span></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2009, post: 4421578, member: 167624"] [CENTER][COLOR=#000080][URL="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67"][COLOR=#000080][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000][B]A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR][/CENTER] [FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000080][URL="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=67"][COLOR=#000080][COLOR=#000000] [CENTER][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000][B]He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [COLOR=#008000] [CENTER][I][I][B][SIZE=4]'Dear Lord: [/SIZE][/B][/I][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][I][I][B][SIZE=4]I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. [/SIZE][/B][/I][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][I][I][B][SIZE=4]I want her to know what I go through. [/SIZE][/B][/I][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][I][I][B][SIZE=4]So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. [/SIZE][/B][/I][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4][I][I]Amen!'[/I][/I] [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.. [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4]Awakened the kids, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Set out their school clothes, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Fed them breakfast, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Packed their lunches, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Drove them to school, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Took it to the cleaners [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Went grocery shopping, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Then drove home to put away the groceries, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Paid the bills and balanced the check book. [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Then, it was already 01P.M. [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]And he hurried to make the beds, [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4]Do the laundry, vacuum, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Dust, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]And sweep and mop the kitchen floor. [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]After supper, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]He cleaned the kitchen, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Ran the dishwasher, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Folded laundry, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]Bathed the kids, [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]And put them to bed. [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]At 09 P.M . [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - [/SIZE][/B] [I][I][B][SIZE=4]'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. [/SIZE][/B][/I][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][I][I][B][SIZE=4]I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. [/SIZE][/B][/I][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][I][I][B][SIZE=4]Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. [/SIZE][/B][/I][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4][I][I]Amen!'[/I][/I] [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4]You'll just have to wait nine months, though. [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]You got pregnant last night.' [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4]ha ha ha ha ha :D[/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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