Here's the statement that most of you were perhaps always expecting, but decidedly with a faraway hope that you were wrong. The āˇāˇāļŊ will never come out, because there was no āˇāˇāļŊ there to begin with. 
(or maybe it will, don't really believe anything I say)
More to the point, and perhaps as a form of reconciliation, can you seriously believe how successful this whole attempt was? It actually got me in touch with my current girlfriend (again, she could be an invented one, but you'd be seeing glimpses of her in the future, so watch out for how realistic that attempt is), and when I told her the truth (don't take that too literally), fascinated her enough to start an actual romantic relationship with me instead of just a meet and fuck.
Amazingly, I don't think anyone really believed that any of my images were fake. (again, I can't post them here, but you know where to find them.) I can however post the picture below. Take a moment and try to imagine how good I should be in my photo editing skills (gained through YouTube videos, didn't do any courses) to fake something like this. Now that I have suggested that it is fake, you may think it is, but really try to find one piece of misplaced evidence to suggest that this is a doctored image.
Editing the images were obviously a huge part of the make believe story, however, what do you think about the way they were marketed, and a whole story was built upon them? Many of my hardest naysayers were taken aback by what had just happened, and few actually became believers of my abilities once again.
Images were great, but just think how profound the impact was when I managed to employ them into a much wider narrative on Sri Lanka's first ever porn movie, including the catchy title - "69 Minutes with Indrajith". You still really believe it would have been awesome if it actually came to being, don't you?
Can you seriously believe I actually did the whole thing without spending 1 cent in money? (other than my time, for whatever it is worth)
Furthermore, this is a classic analogy to the famous Moon Landing fake theory. The ploy was so amazingly successful that more people are believing in my other more marketable skills such as graphic editing, marketing, writing etc instead of the perceived sexual performance. One actual sentence from my girlfriend sums the whole thing up : (paraphrase) "If they managed to fake the Moon Landing so successfully, that in itself is a certificate for their ability, perhaps even more so than actually going to the Moon and coming back".
So there you go. Even though you maybe understandably dissatisfied, you've been the subjects in one of the most well executed ploys in recent memory. Be happy about that. With regards to the Turing test part, you actually believed those computer generated images were true, and some may still be questioning how real they look.
P. S. She's just so happy that I proved my dick wasn't fake after all, which is the only thing she really cared about. So there's always that to take from the whole saga.
(or maybe it will, don't really believe anything I say)More to the point, and perhaps as a form of reconciliation, can you seriously believe how successful this whole attempt was? It actually got me in touch with my current girlfriend (again, she could be an invented one, but you'd be seeing glimpses of her in the future, so watch out for how realistic that attempt is), and when I told her the truth (don't take that too literally), fascinated her enough to start an actual romantic relationship with me instead of just a meet and fuck.
Amazingly, I don't think anyone really believed that any of my images were fake. (again, I can't post them here, but you know where to find them.) I can however post the picture below. Take a moment and try to imagine how good I should be in my photo editing skills (gained through YouTube videos, didn't do any courses) to fake something like this. Now that I have suggested that it is fake, you may think it is, but really try to find one piece of misplaced evidence to suggest that this is a doctored image.
Editing the images were obviously a huge part of the make believe story, however, what do you think about the way they were marketed, and a whole story was built upon them? Many of my hardest naysayers were taken aback by what had just happened, and few actually became believers of my abilities once again.
Images were great, but just think how profound the impact was when I managed to employ them into a much wider narrative on Sri Lanka's first ever porn movie, including the catchy title - "69 Minutes with Indrajith". You still really believe it would have been awesome if it actually came to being, don't you?
Can you seriously believe I actually did the whole thing without spending 1 cent in money? (other than my time, for whatever it is worth)
Furthermore, this is a classic analogy to the famous Moon Landing fake theory. The ploy was so amazingly successful that more people are believing in my other more marketable skills such as graphic editing, marketing, writing etc instead of the perceived sexual performance. One actual sentence from my girlfriend sums the whole thing up : (paraphrase) "If they managed to fake the Moon Landing so successfully, that in itself is a certificate for their ability, perhaps even more so than actually going to the Moon and coming back".
So there you go. Even though you maybe understandably dissatisfied, you've been the subjects in one of the most well executed ploys in recent memory. Be happy about that. With regards to the Turing test part, you actually believed those computer generated images were true, and some may still be questioning how real they look.
P. S. She's just so happy that I proved my dick wasn't fake after all, which is the only thing she really cared about. So there's always that to take from the whole saga.
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