1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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>> > 2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
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>> > 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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>> > 4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
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>> > 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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>> > 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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>> > 7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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>> > 8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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>> > 9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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>> > 10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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>> > 11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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>> > 12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets
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>> > the cheese.
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>> > 13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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>> > 14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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>> > 15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
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>> > 16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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>> > 17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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>> > 18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
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>> > 19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
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>> > 20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
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>> > 21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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>> > 22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
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>> > 23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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>> > 24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
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>> > 25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
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>> > overlooked something.
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>> > 26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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>> > 27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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>> > 28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have
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>> > film.
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>> > 29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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>> > 30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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>> > 31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
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>> > engines.
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>> > 32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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>> > 33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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>> > 34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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>> > 35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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>> > 36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
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>> > happened.
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>> > 37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall
off.
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>> > 38. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people
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>> > appear bright until you hear them speak.
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>> > 2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
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>> > 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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>> > 4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
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>> > 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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>> > 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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>> > 7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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>> > 8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
>> >
>> > 9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
>> >
>> > 10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>> >
>> > 11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>> >
>> > 12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets
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>> > the cheese.
>> >
>> > 13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
>> >
>> > 14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
>> >
>> > 15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
>> >
>> > 16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>> >
>> > 17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
>> >
>> > 18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
>> >
>> > 19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
>> >
>> > 20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
>> >
>> > 21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>> >
>> > 22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
>> >
>> > 23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
>> >
>> > 24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
>> >
>> > 25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
>> >
>> > overlooked something.
>> >
>> > 26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
>> >
>> > 27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
>> >
>> > 28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have
>> >
>> > film.
>> >
>> > 29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
>> >
>> > 30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
>> >
>> > 31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
>> >
>> > engines.
>> >
>> > 32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
>> >
>> > 33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
>> >
>> > 34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
>> >
>> > 35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
>> >
>> > 36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
>> >
>> > happened.
>> >
>> > 37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall
off.
>> >
>> > 38. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people
>> >
>> > appear bright until you hear them speak.
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