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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DJ.Parker" data-source="post: 13033" data-attributes="member: 1924">1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.>> >>> > 2. A day without sunshine is like, night.>> >>> > 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.>> >>> > 4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.>> >>> > 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.>> >>> > 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.>> >>> > 7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.>> >>> > 8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.>> >>> > 9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.>> >>> > 10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.>> >>> > 11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.>> >>> > 12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets>> >>> > the cheese.>> >>> > 13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.>> >>> > 14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.>> >>> > 15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.>> >>> > 16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.>> >>> > 17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.>> >>> > 18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!>> >>> > 19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.>> >>> > 20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!>> >>> > 21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.>> >>> > 22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...>> >>> > 23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?>> >>> > 24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?>> >>> > 25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously>> >>> > overlooked something.>> >>> > 26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.>> >>> > 27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.>> >>> > 28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have>> >>> > film.>> >>> > 29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?>> >>> > 30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?>> >>> > 31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet>> >>> > engines.>> >>> > 32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?>> >>> > 33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.>> >>> > 34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.>> >>> > 35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?>> >>> > 36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what>> >>> > happened.>> >>> > 37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.>> >>> > 38. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people>> >>> > appear bright until you hear them speak.>> >>> >>> ><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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