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<blockquote data-quote="DJ.Parker" data-source="post: 13033" data-attributes="member: 1924">1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 2. A day without sunshine is like, night.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; the cheese.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; overlooked something.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; film.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; engines.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; happened.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; 38. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; appear bright until you hear them speak.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D" data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="DJ.Parker, post: 13033, member: 1924"] 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. >> > >> > 2. A day without sunshine is like, night. >> > >> > 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. >> > >> > 4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory. >> > >> > 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. >> > >> > 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. >> > >> > 7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. >> > >> > 8. Honk if you love peace and quiet. >> > >> > 9. Remember, half the people you know are below average. >> > >> > 10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. >> > >> > 11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. >> > >> > 12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets >> > >> > the cheese. >> > >> > 13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. >> > >> > 14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. >> > >> > 15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week. >> > >> > 16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. >> > >> > 17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. >> > >> > 18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade! >> > >> > 19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. >> > >> > 20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it! >> > >> > 21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. >> > >> > 22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand... >> > >> > 23. OK, so what's the speed of dark? >> > >> > 24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? >> > >> > 25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously >> > >> > overlooked something. >> > >> > 26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. >> > >> > 27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. >> > >> > 28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have >> > >> > film. >> > >> > 29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? >> > >> > 30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? >> > >> > 31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet >> > >> > engines. >> > >> > 32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? >> > >> > 33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. >> > >> > 34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. >> > >> > 35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? >> > >> > 36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what >> > >> > happened. >> > >> > 37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. >> > >> > 38. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people >> > >> > appear bright until you hear them speak. >> > >> > >> > :D [/QUOTE]

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