Some Important Laws Newton forgot to state..........
LAW OF TELEPHONE :
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
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LAW OF QUEUE :
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move
faster than the one you are in now.
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THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR :
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.
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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP :
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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LAW OF THE ALIBI :
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
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BATH THEOREM :
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS :
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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LAW OF THE RESULT :
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
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LAW OF THE CALENDER :
Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS :
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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LAW OF COFFEE :
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Extra ජෝක් එක :D
Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Sompala Pathirana a Sinhalese living in USA.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people left the room. Soma says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'.
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people left the room.. Soma says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Soma says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Soma says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
and......
Calmly, Soma turns to the other candidate and says ` Kohomada Machang?
The other candidate answers ' Ammata Hudu..........umbath Lankavenda??
LAW OF TELEPHONE :
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
***********
LAW OF QUEUE :
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move
faster than the one you are in now.
**********
THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
***********
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR :
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.
**********
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP :
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
***********
LAW OF THE ALIBI :
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
**********
BATH THEOREM :
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
***********
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS :
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
**********
LAW OF THE RESULT :
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
***********
LAW OF THE CALENDER :
Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
**********
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS :
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
***********
LAW OF COFFEE :
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Extra ජෝක් එක :D
Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Sompala Pathirana a Sinhalese living in USA.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people left the room. Soma says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'.
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people left the room.. Soma says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Soma says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Soma says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
and......
Calmly, Soma turns to the other candidate and says ` Kohomada Machang?
The other candidate answers ' Ammata Hudu..........umbath Lankavenda??
