Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life... The wives want both! ===
Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.====
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife, Because there is always a better model in neighbourhood.===
Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?` Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.===
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!===
Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!===
Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.===
A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married. He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.===
It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman to make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!===
Quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: “All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen------------------------of them all.”
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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.====
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife, Because there is always a better model in neighbourhood.===
Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?` Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.===
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!===
Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!===
Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.===
A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married. He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.===
It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman to make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!===
Quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: “All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen------------------------of them all.”
repost nam sorry wenna
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