beware guys !!

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    Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life... The wives want both! ===


    Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.====



    No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:

    (1) Mobile

    (2) Automobile

    (3) TV

    (4) Wife, Because there is always a better model in neighbourhood.===



    Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?` Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.===



    Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!===



    Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!===



    Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.===



    A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married. He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.===



    It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman to make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!===



    Quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: “All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen------------------------of them all.”


    repost nam sorry wenna
     
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