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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what is the urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter. And everyone doesn't need to go there. You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree...

Caller: Oh...God!


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Lee Sum Wan: “Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?”

Mr. Sori: “Yes, you can speak to me.”

Lee Sum Wan: “No, I want to speak to Annie Wan.”

Mr. Sori: “You are talking to someone! Who is this?”

Lee Sum Wan: “I’m Sum Wan. I need to talk to Annie Wan. It’s urgent.”

Mr. Sori: “I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?”

Lee Sum Wan: “Look, just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan was injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is going to the hospital.”

Mr. Sori: “Well, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident, that isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don’t have time for this!”

Lee Sum Wan: “You are very rude. Who are you?”

Mr. Sori: “I’m Sori.”

Lee Sum Wan: “You should be sorry. Now give me your name!”

Mr. Sori: “I’m Sori!”

Lee Sum Wan: “I don’t like your tone of voice, mister, and I don’t care. Now give me your name!”

Mr. Sori: “Look, lady, I told you already. I’m Sori! I’m Sori! I’m SORI! You didn’t even give me your name!”

Lee Sum Wan: “I told you before, I’m Sum Wan! Sum Wan! You better be careful, man. My father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very prestigious position in the family business. He is Noe Buddy.”

Mr. Sori (sarcastically): “Oh, I’m so scared. Look, I don’t care about your uncle; he’s a nobody. Everybody thinks he’s top dog and holding an important position in the company.”

Lee Sum Wan: “No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.”

Mr. Sori: “Like I said, I don’t care which one of your aunts sleeps around, and I also know that not everybody works here! Jeez! Now, which one of my employees do you want to talk to?”

Lee Sum Wan: “Wheech Wan is my sister!”

Mr. Sori: “I don’t know which one is your sister! How in God’s name would I know that?”

ඔබ පැළඳ සිටින ප්‍රමිතියෙන් තොර අව්කණ්ණාඩි ගලවා නූල රසවිඳින්න!!!!!
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