The Virgin Mary was a lesbian

[Dead Island]

So in the Bible, it says Jesus was conceived in Mary through the Holy Spirit. If you look at the ancient Greek and Hebrew writings, the word for the Holy Spirit is a feminine noun. So the Holy Spirit is female, meaning She and Mary conceived Jesus through some god-awesome lesbian fucking. Which is why she's a virgin.

And that explains why she never did it with Joseph. He would whip that shit out and since she was a virgin lesbian, she'd be all freaked out by his dick and wouldn't let him near her with it. That's why you never hear about Joseph after Jesus is grown up. He was like "Fuck this shit. This bitch has a son that isn't mine and won't even spread her legs to let me hit." So he up and left her and Jesus.

Now the Catholic Church is trying to hide this because it would condone lesbian sex. So then all the women would only do each other and the men get no action. So they don't want that because the Catholic church leaders are all men, cause they're very femininphobic. So they curse gays in public and fuck little boys in private cause they're like "Well maybe homosexual sex isn't so bad, let's try it out"

But they just need to look at modern society for the answer: Lesbians are hawt, gay men are fags.

http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/forums/index.php?topic=5061.0

This is a logical theory made by a random guy. I think it's pretty much correct.

 

[gayankuwait]

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[Press]

hmm...

 

[thilangr8]

 

[madushankakurera]

PLEASE RESPECT FOR ALL RELIGIONS...
YOU DID GREAT MISTAKE.

 

[JEYkamal]

This is a logical theory made by a random guy. I think it's pretty much correct.

avajathaka thirisana umba kaatada valaththayo me vidiyata kathakaranne... avajathaka hivala

 

[Proxies]

avajathaka thirisana umba kaatada valaththayo me vidiyata kathakaranne... avajathaka hivala

Thoge jathake harida ballo......Rial ID eken enna konada pana nethi wes*'s Son....

 

[JEYkamal]

tho monava da avajathakayo danne mariya thumiya gena???mu methenta evith thiyenne aagam vaadaya avussanna

 

[lohan]

This is a logical theory made by a random guy. I think it's pretty much correct.

Asshole ,
make sure to ask it frm ur mother whether she's lesbian a not u idiot. doesn't matter u Buddhist or some other religion, gv some respect to other religion.

 

[Dead Island]

Asshole ,
make sure to ask it frm ur mother whether she's lesbian a not u idiot. doesn't matter u Buddhist or some other religion, gv some respect to other religion.

being a lesbian isn't a bad thing.

 

[dhewruwan]

stop this you fool. respect other's faith. if you practice Buddhism then practice do not insult religious figures

 

[JEYkamal]

stop this you fool. respect other's faith. if you practice Buddhism then practice do not insult religious figures

me avajaathakayange uparima.. ponayo..
Thread Date Comment
The Virgin Mary was a... 06-02-2012 02:20 AM avajathaka thirisana
The Virgin Mary was a... 06-01-2012 08:04 PM -
The Virgin Mary was a... 06-01-2012 07:25 PM FUCK YOU
The Virgin Mary was a... 06-01-2012 07:18 PM It's me ur father
The Virgin Mary was a... 06-01-2012 09:11 AM .

mu kakul 4 belliyakuta ipadichcha avajathak urek.. muta ninda yanne naha aagamvadi topic ekak demme neththam..ammapa muge gadha uhulana unuth innava meke...balamu mu kochchara dura yanavada kiyala.

 

[dhewruwan]

me avajaathakayange uparima.. ponayo..
Thread Date Comment
The Virgin Mary was a... 06-02-2012 02:20 AM avajathaka thirisana
The Virgin Mary was a... 06-01-2012 08:04 PM -
The Virgin Mary was a... 06-01-2012 07:25 PM FUCK YOU
The Virgin Mary was a... 06-01-2012 07:18 PM It's me ur father
The Virgin Mary was a... 06-01-2012 09:11 AM .

mu kakul 4 belliyakuta ipadichcha avajathak urek.. muta ninda yanne naha aagamvadi topic ekak demme neththam..ammapa muge gadha uhulana unuth innava meke...balamu mu kochchara dura yanavada kiyala.

agreed.this fellow has a mental illness. better take some medications

 

[tharuoliwe]

 

[srishantha]

තොගෙ අම්මට පට්ට වේසි කිව්වම තොට හිතෙන දේ තමයි, මේක කියෙව්වම මටත් හිතුනෙ

 

[Anime]

Agam wala apahasa karanna epa

 

[cwijer]

machan mona unath aagam walata apahaasa karana eka waradiy ban..mama bududahame igenegena tiyenne nam ehemai...

 

[GuneBhai]

being a lesbian isn't a bad thing.

who cares dead island who cares....

 

[අප්පුහාමී]

don't criticize any religion, respect others believes

 

[MNV]

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