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පොඩි පොඩි විහිලු කතා
- Thread starter gayankuwait
- Start date
mata mawila penuna ban umba duwan haeti kella passen elonakotaUbata witharai therune....
aa ehemadha ehanam api ayi danne na broOya wage comment danna epa bn, gayan wage uranta raja magul....
Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
gayankuwait: 13th October
Which year?
gayankuwait: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Manager asked gayankuwait at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
gayankuwait replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, gayankuwait asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
gayankuwait : In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked gayankuwait :
Any great man born in this village???
gayankuwait : no sir, only small Babies!!!
When gayankuwait was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
gayankuwait shouted, “You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
gayankuwait : My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
gayankuwait : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
gayankuwait : I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
gayankuwait : I told I Love her, but she said her slippers are new.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford Explorer for my wife!
gayankuwait : Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
gayankuwait : ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
gayankuwait : Bcoz it is Black & White
gayankuwait attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
gayankuwait : If you give me the address I will go there sir.
gayankuwait in airplane going 2 Bombay . While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “Be silent.”
gayankuwait : “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
gayankuwait : “All are born on government holidays…!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
gayankuwait : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
what is your birth date?
gayankuwait: 13th October
Which year?
gayankuwait: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Manager asked gayankuwait at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
gayankuwait replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, gayankuwait asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
gayankuwait : In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked gayankuwait :
Any great man born in this village???
gayankuwait : no sir, only small Babies!!!
When gayankuwait was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
gayankuwait shouted, “You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
gayankuwait : My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
gayankuwait : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
gayankuwait : I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
gayankuwait : I told I Love her, but she said her slippers are new.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford Explorer for my wife!
gayankuwait : Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
gayankuwait : ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
gayankuwait : Bcoz it is Black & White
gayankuwait attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
gayankuwait : If you give me the address I will go there sir.
gayankuwait in airplane going 2 Bombay . While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “Be silent.”
gayankuwait : “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
gayankuwait : “All are born on government holidays…!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
gayankuwait : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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