Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
gayankuwait: 13th October
Which year?
gayankuwait: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Manager asked gayankuwait at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
gayankuwait replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, gayankuwait asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
gayankuwait : In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked gayankuwait :
Any great man born in this village???
gayankuwait : no sir, only small Babies!!!
When gayankuwait was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
gayankuwait shouted, “You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
gayankuwait : My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
gayankuwait : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
gayankuwait : I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
gayankuwait : I told I Love her, but she said her slippers are new.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford Explorer for my wife!
gayankuwait : Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
gayankuwait : ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
gayankuwait : Bcoz it is Black & White
gayankuwait attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
gayankuwait : If you give me the address I will go there sir.
gayankuwait in airplane going 2 Bombay . While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “Be silent.”
gayankuwait : “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
gayankuwait : “All are born on government holidays…!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
gayankuwait : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.