WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MY WIFE

[Captain NALI]

Dogs don't cry

Dogs love it when your friends come over

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo

Dogs think you sing great

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink

Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs

Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name

Dogs are excited by rough play

Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair

Anyone can get a good looking dog

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it

Dogs don't shop

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor

Dogs never need to examine the relationship

A dog's parents never visit

Dogs love long car trips

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions

When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it

Dogs like beer

Dogs don't hate their bodies

Dogs never criticize

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

Dogs never expect gifts

Dogs don't worry about germs

Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives

You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry

Dogs don't borrow your shirts

Dogs never want foot rubs

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk

Dogs can't talk

Dogs seldom outlive you

HERE IS MY EVER LOVING HONEY

 

[||~R_girl~||]

then you might as well sleep with your dog

 

[Captain NALI]

then you might as well sleep with your dog

YEAH i do

 

[||~R_girl~||]

YEAH i do

i meant you should start having sex with your dog

don't tell me you do that too.

 

[Captain NALI]

she dont need me bCoz she got her partner for stud

 

[Captain NALI]

i meant you should start having sex with your dog

don't tell me you do that too.

she dont need me bCoz she got her partner for stud

 

[||~R_girl~||]

she dont need me bCoz she got her partner for stud

since you blame your wife and think your dog is so much better than your wife it's high time you start having sex with your dog. too bad your dog has a partner for himself

 

[Captain NALI]

since you blame your wife and think your dog is so much better than your wife it's high time you start having sex with your dog. too bad your dog has a partner for himself

partner never complained me when im taking her out,y u s o bothered obot my sex life,y u wonna come vt me,but i dont prefer lesbians though

 

[SLBlackKnight]

 

[||~R_girl~||]

partner never complained me when im taking her out,y u s o bothered obot my sex life,y u wonna come vt me,but i dont prefer lesbians though

your whole post is about how much dogs are better than your wife. i'm not interested in your sex life at all. i'm just wondering if you think your dog is better than your wife in other things like, cooking, sex and bla bla bla

 

[Captain NALI]

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[Captain NALI]

your whole post is about how much dogs are better than your wife. i'm not interested in your sex life at all. i'm just wondering if you think your dog is better than your wife in other things like, cooking, sex and bla bla bla

we are operating in a globalized world right,if i want to cook,i can hire someone if i cnt do it by myself,
if i want to have a fuck or a blow job,
i definately go out n throw some cash n get a Hooker,bt i dont prefer street hookers like u babe

 

[||~R_girl~||]

we are operating in a globalized world right,if i want to cook,i can hire someone if i cnt do it by myself,
if i want to have a fuck or a blow job,
i definately go out n throw some cash n get a Hooker,bt i dont prefer street hookers like u babe

hahaha you said it yourself. you pay for your sex. how pathetic
sorry i cant cook though

but i dont get why you try to deny the whole point in this thread. 1st you say your dog is better than your wife and then you try to deny it
whats with you?
or did you copy paste this from somewhere?

 

[Captain NALI]

hahaha you said it yourself. you pay for your sex. how pathetic
sorry i cant cook though

but i dont get why you try to deny the whole point in this thread. 1st you say your dog is better than your wife and then you try to deny it
whats with you?
or did you copy paste this from somewhere?

u better read it again, have i deny my argument,where?? i dont see that, i think u have messe it up,
normally grls really get mess whn they try to come over me

 

[||~R_girl~||]

u better read it again, have i deny my argument,where?? i dont see that, i think u have messe it up,
normally grls really get mess whn they try to come over me

right! you wish
go through the convo again

 

[Captain NALI]

right! you wish
go through the convo again

not me
i guess u should

 

[||~R_girl~||]

not me
i guess u should

ok look you'v given whole lotta reasons why you think your dog is better than your wife ya?
and when i asked if sleeping with your dog is better than sleeping with your wife you get mad at me. suddenly its my fault you think your dog is better than your wife? lol get your facts right

 

[Wal pora]

ok look you'v given whole lotta reasons why you think your dog is better than your wife ya?
and when i asked if sleeping with your dog is better than sleeping with your wife you get mad at me. suddenly its my fault you think your dog is better than your wife? lol get your facts right

thamuse monawda hoyanne http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1489122

 

[MeGusta]

hahaha you said it yourself. you pay for your sex. how pathetic
sorry i cant cook though

but i dont get why you try to deny the whole point in this thread. 1st you say your dog is better than your wife and then you try to deny it
whats with you?
or did you copy paste this from somewhere?

You aren't smart bitch.Stop even think you are

 

[Captain NALI]

ok look you'v given whole lotta reasons why you think your dog is better than your wife ya?
and when i asked if sleeping with your dog is better than sleeping with your wife you get mad at me. suddenly its my fault you think your dog is better than your wife? lol get your facts right

i know wot i mentioned, i jst share it for somthing to laugh,and i didnt share it to u who try to pretend like a grl here,i dont knw who re u,and i dont damn care even u re a big shot here,but i can imagine that u re a piece of shit in EK..