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A Muslim woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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2
Pakistan launches a rocket onto Moon.
News on Pakistani news channel, “Water and fishes found on Moon”.
News on BBC,”Pakistani satellite found in Arabian Sea”.
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3
Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages.
They’re calling it ‘Islam’.
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4
Q. How do you get a Muslim out of a shower?
A. Turn the water on.
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5
A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?”
The customer says, “Female”
The counter guy asks, “Black or white?”
The customer says, “White”
The counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”
The customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”
The counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up!”
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6
Jesus and God are sitting in a room discussing an important issue. Somebody knocks on the door. Jesus opens and see’s Allah. Jesus turns to God and asks “Father, did you order a shawarma?”
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7
Q: Why is there so much food at a Muslim wedding?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
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8
I bought a Saudi woman’s diary on e-bay:
Monday – stayed in
Tuesday – stayed in
Wednesday – stayed in
Thursday – stayed in
Friday – stayed in
Saturday – stayed in
Sunday – stayed in
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9
Q: A Pakistani, a Turk, and a Moroccan are riding through Germany – who’s driving?
A: A police officer.
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10 Last but not least
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Q. Why do Arab men wear dirty bed sheets?
A. Because a camel can hear the sound of a zipper from a mile away.
A Muslim woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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2
Pakistan launches a rocket onto Moon.
News on Pakistani news channel, “Water and fishes found on Moon”.
News on BBC,”Pakistani satellite found in Arabian Sea”.
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3
Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages.
They’re calling it ‘Islam’.
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4
Q. How do you get a Muslim out of a shower?
A. Turn the water on.
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5
A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?”
The customer says, “Female”
The counter guy asks, “Black or white?”
The customer says, “White”
The counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”
The customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”
The counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up!”
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6
Jesus and God are sitting in a room discussing an important issue. Somebody knocks on the door. Jesus opens and see’s Allah. Jesus turns to God and asks “Father, did you order a shawarma?”
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7
Q: Why is there so much food at a Muslim wedding?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
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8
I bought a Saudi woman’s diary on e-bay:
Monday – stayed in
Tuesday – stayed in
Wednesday – stayed in
Thursday – stayed in
Friday – stayed in
Saturday – stayed in
Sunday – stayed in
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9
Q: A Pakistani, a Turk, and a Moroccan are riding through Germany – who’s driving?
A: A police officer.
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10 Last but not least
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Q. Why do Arab men wear dirty bed sheets?
A. Because a camel can hear the sound of a zipper from a mile away.
