Married/Mature wife fun stories

හෙළයෙක්

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  • Apr 26, 2014
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    සවර්ගෙට කිරිය සපෝට් නෑ මම හිතන්නෙ. තිබ්බත් ගියපු එකාලට එන්න වෙලාවකුත් නැතුව ඇති සෙල්ලමක් යැ 72ක් කියන්නෙ.
     

    Hyaenidae

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    A wife is looking at herself in the mirror. She says to her husband "I look old and fat. I need you to compliment me."

    He replies "Hey, your eyesight is perfect".
     

    Hyaenidae

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    My wife and I have been married for quite a few years and my wife asked me recently to get some pills that would make sure I’d be up to some action in the bedroom again.

    I brought home diet pills. Apparently very much not what she meant.
     

    Hyaenidae

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    Husband takes his wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king –moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. The wife turns to her husband and sighs: "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him and I said no."

    Husband says: "Yep, it looks like he’s still celebrating."
     

    Hyaenidae

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    Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: "Windows totally frozen, will not open."

    Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it and tap the edges first with your hand, if that doesn’t work, then gently with a hammer.”

    15 minutes later, the wife texts back: “Now the laptop won't even turn on.”
     

    Hyaenidae

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    Husband: If I died, would you marry again?

    Wife: Oh darling, of course I wouldn’t. I’d go and live with my sister.
    And if I died, would you remarry?

    Husband: No, I think I’d go and live with your sister too.
     

    dayt0na

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    Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: "Windows totally frozen, will not open."

    Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it and tap the edges first with your hand, if that doesn’t work, then gently with a hammer.”

    15 minutes later, the wife texts back: “Now the laptop won't even turn on.”

    :lol:
     

    Light_fury

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    My wife and I have been married for quite a few years and my wife asked me recently to get some pills that would make sure I’d be up to some action in the bedroom again.

    I brought home diet pills. Apparently very much not what she meant.

    Idiot :frown::lol: