Guys share your experiences with married women/ Milfs..
Fun experiences that you have had...![]()



Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: "Windows totally frozen, will not open."
Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it and tap the edges first with your hand, if that doesn’t work, then gently with a hammer.”
15 minutes later, the wife texts back: “Now the laptop won't even turn on.”

My wife and I have been married for quite a few years and my wife asked me recently to get some pills that would make sure I’d be up to some action in the bedroom again.
I brought home diet pills. Apparently very much not what she meant.

