Today is my fucking conceive day.

[Battery Podda]

This is the day my mother had sex with my dad after the marriage. We should celebrate this as the birthday. The sperm done a tremendous job.

 

[Flyboy]

This is the day my mother had sex with my dad after the marriage. We should celebrate this as the birthday. The sperm done a tremendous job.

It can be a the date someone like your neighbor fucked your mother also.. Who knows.

Anyway celebrate..

 

[slickdeath]

Dude you are mentally ill. At least have some respect for your parents

 

[Battery Podda]

Dude you are mentally ill. At least have some respect for your parents

That's why I'm celebrating this bro.. I have great respect for them not using condoms

 

[NO_MeRcY]

It can be a the date someone like your neighbor fucked your mother also.. Who knows.

Anyway celebrate..

 

[KasunKDP]

so today is exactly 10 months before your birthday?

 

[Battery Podda]

so today is exactly 10 months before your birthday?

Yeap. According to visa records after the marriage my father left the country exactly one day after wedding. He was back from Malaysia after I was born.

Yeah.. That's sure bro.. Nobody else fucked my mom during that period because in connection with 80s civil war after 2000 I checked DNA for another verification purpose for my dad's remains.

 

[SLK_sri]

That's why I'm celebrating this bro.. I have great respect for them not using condoms

may be they worried now about not using condom

 

[Battery Podda]

May be I have siblings in Malaysia but 100% sure no mother fucker succeeded entering my mom's Virgina during that period.

 

[KasunKDP]

Yeap. According to visa records after the marriage my father left the country exactly one day after wedding. He was back from Malaysia after I was born.

Yeah.. That's sure bro.. Nobody else fucked my mom during that period because in connection with 80s civil war after 2000 I checked DNA for another verification purpose for my dad's remains.

oh.. so today is your parents wedding day.. and the conception happened on the night this day... if u think the day of conception is the birthday of a person, i guess u are a pro-life, on abortion..

 

[Battery Podda]

oh.. so today is your parents wedding day.. and the conception happened on the night this day... if u think the day of conception is the birthday of a person, i guess u are a pro-life, on abortion..

That's the closet I can get bro. Damn motherfucker did it in first shot first night. I wish I could live with him more than I had in my childhood