A rich man and a poor man get together after Christmas. The poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife. The rich man says, "Oh just a new Cadillac and diamond bracelet. What did you get your wife?" The poor man says, "Gee, those are beautiful gifts. I got my wife slippers and a dildo." "A dildo?" Asks the rich man. The poor man says" Yea, cuz if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.