Let's think in English ! ඉංග්‍රීසියෙන් හිතමු !

[jamiezue]

I havent started having my meal yet
I'm yet to have my meal

 

[Elamaz]

people know i'm crazy

that's better then

 

[hi.dushan]

@Hyaenidae උගේ wifeට වඩා උගේ ලාන්සර් කාර් එකට පට්ට ලවු​

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[Candid-B]

Please enjoy these humorous questions.


1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.

2. Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.

3. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!

4. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.

5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field

 

[jamiezue]

@Hyaenidae has hots for his lancer car because his wife is cool as a cucumber

 

[Candid-B]

@Hyaenidae උගේ wifeට වඩා උගේ ලාන්සර් කාර් එකට පට්ට ලවු​

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Hyanaedae is more obsessed with his Lancer car than he is with his wife.
Than නොදා හදන්න කල්පනා කරේ. ඒත් බැරි වුණා.

 

[Hyaenidae]

Microsoft was named after @hi.dushan's penis

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[hi.dushan]

Hyanaedae is more obsessed with his Lancer car than he is with his wife.
Than නොදා හදන්න කල්පනා කරේ. ඒත් බැරි වුණා.

මට තේරෙන විදියටනම් උඹ ලියපු එක තියෙන්නේ ඕන මෙහෙම

Hyenaedae is more obsessed with his Lancer than with his wife.

එත් මම ලියනවා නම් ලියන්නේ මේ විදියට

@Hyaenidae loves his Lancer more than he loves his wife.

@Hyaenidae මචන් මේ දෙකෙන් වඩාත්ම ගැලපෙන්නේ මොකක්ද ?

 

[kasun090354t]

එයා රට යන නිසා එයාට තිබුණා කාටවත් ඡන්දෙ නොදී ඉන්න.

මේකට දාන්නේ he shouldn't have voted/ he couldn't have voted / he wouldn't have voted
එහෙම නැත්තම් වෙන එකක් ද?

 

[Ritigala Jayasena69]

එයා රට යන නිසා එයාට තිබුණා කාටවත් ඡන්දෙ නොදී ඉන්න.

මේකට දාන්නේ he shouldn't have voted/ he couldn't have voted / he wouldn't have voted
එහෙම නැත්තම් වෙන එකක් ද?

he shouldnt have voted since he was leaving the country

 

[sylvaticus]

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[hapriyankara]

Esteemed compatriots, it has come to our attention that the individual colloquially referred to as 'Emoji Diaries' has elected to abandon our collective enterprise subsequent to casting a ballot in favor of Malimawa.

Such an act of perfidious vacillation, particularly when juxtaposed against the ostensibly available alternative of abstention, underscores a lamentable paucity of commitment to our communal endeavor, compounded by an ostensibly premeditated intent to seek domicile elsewhere.

 

[Candid-B]

එයා රට යන නිසා එයාට තිබුණා කාටවත් ඡන්දෙ නොදී ඉන්න.

මේකට දාන්නේ he shouldn't have voted/ he couldn't have voted / he wouldn't have voted
එහෙම නැත්තම් වෙන එකක් ද?

bro thanks for asking for the sake of improving everyone's knowledge.

1). Shouldn't have - used to express regret about something that happened in the past.
>> you shouldn't have shown your dick to her. It was inappropriate.
>>They shouldn't have gone that far. now they will die.

2). couldn't have - used to express of of something couldn't have happened in the past
>>they couldn't have raped her because she carried a machete wherever she went.
>>he couldn't have impregnated her because he was castrated due to a testicular cancer.

3). wouldn't have - used to express a hypothetical situation that likely wouldn't happened without a certain condition.
>> she wouldn't have got impregnated without my awesome dick.
>> Dilan wouldn't have gone missing if he hadn't criticize JVP leaders.

(please correct if above contexts are wrong)

 

[ACHIK]

 

[Candid-B]

"මම ඔයාව රිද්දන්න හිතුවේ නෑ. මට ඒ වෙලාවේ ගොඩක් තරහ ගියා. ඒකයි මගේ කටින් ඒ වගේ දෙයක් පිට වුණේ. මේ අහන්නකො, අනේ මට සමවෙන්න රත්තරන්."
කියලා English වලින් කියන්නේ කොහොමද?

 

[Ritigala Jayasena69]

"මම ඔයාව රිද්දන්න හිතුවේ නෑ. මට ඒ වෙලාවේ ගොඩක් තරහ ගියා. ඒකයි මගේ කටින් ඒ වගේ දෙයක් පිට වුණේ. මේ අහන්නකො, අනේ මට සමවෙන්න රත්තරන්."
කියලා English වලින් කියන්නේ කොහොමද?

Listen here, Im so sorry, I was very upset at the time, I overreacted, I didnt mean to hurt your feelings.

 

[olu bakka]

"මම ඔයාව රිද්දන්න හිතුවේ නෑ. මට ඒ වෙලාවේ ගොඩක් තරහ ගියා. ඒකයි මගේ කටින් ඒ වගේ දෙයක් පිට වුණේ. මේ අහන්නකො, අනේ මට සමවෙන්න රත්තරන්."
කියලා English වලින් කියන්නේ කොහොමද?

I didn't mean to hurt you. I was so angry at the time. That's why something like that came out of my mouth. Please listen, I'm so sorry baby.

ලස්සන කරන්න ගියෙ නෑ උඹ කියපු වචන ටිකම දැම්මෙ.

 

[Fiona Dabare]

"මම ඔයාව රිද්දන්න හිතුවේ නෑ. මට ඒ වෙලාවේ ගොඩක් තරහ ගියා. ඒකයි මගේ කටින් ඒ වගේ දෙයක් පිට වුණේ. මේ අහන්නකො, අනේ මට සමවෙන්න රත්තරන්."
කියලා English වලින් කියන්නේ කොහොමද?

Listen here, you pathetic ugly ass bitch. Yes, I meant what I said. Go KYS.

 

[B.Chat]

අයි ඈම් ගොයින් හෝම් නව් හ්ම්ම්ම්

 

[Candid-B]

"මම එතැනට යනකොට එයා එතන හිටියේ නෑ. පස්සෙ මම එතන විනාඩි 10ක් බලන් හිටියා එයා එනකන්. බැරිම තැන මම බස් එකක නැගලා ගෙදර ආවා." කියලා ඉංග්‍රිසියෙන් කියන්නෙ කොහොමද ?

when I wetnt there, he wasn't there. then I waited there for 10 minutes until he came. hence, I couldn't take it any longer, I hopped on a bus and came home.