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This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you re arrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you re arrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)
Don't Panic
One day a gentleman was sitting in his office on the nineteenth floor in a building. A man came running in to his office and shouted "John… your daughter Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building"
The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped out from his office window. While coming down when he was near the fourteenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the seventh floor he remembered he was not married yet. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he is not John.
One day a gentleman was sitting in his office on the nineteenth floor in a building. A man came running in to his office and shouted "John… your daughter Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building"
The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped out from his office window. While coming down when he was near the fourteenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the seventh floor he remembered he was not married yet. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he is not John.
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Teacher :Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?
Shilpa:Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.
Teachear:Ramya,what about you?
Ramya:Madam,,I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin
under my
feet.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
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Kupli :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Annadurai :A holiday
----------------------------------------- -----------
Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......
japan
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend
it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg
.Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
-------------------------------------------- --------
Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class?
Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.
------------------------------------------- ----------
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,
'God,
are you still in there?'
----------------------------------------- -----------
Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher: "When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
-------------------------------------------- --------
Teacher :Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?
Shilpa:Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.
Teachear:Ramya,what about you?
Ramya:Madam,,I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin
under my
feet.
------------------------------------------------ ----
Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
------------------------------------------------ ----
Kupli :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Annadurai :A holiday
----------------------------------------- -----------
Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......
japan
------------------------------------------------ ----
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend
it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
------------------------------------------ -----------
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg
.Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
-------------------------------------------- --------
Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class?
Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.
------------------------------------------- ----------
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,
'God,
are you still in there?'
----------------------------------------- -----------
Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher: "When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight
