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sanddun

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    The longest English word and other curious words
    The longest English word: The question of determining the longest English word inevitably boils down to defining what is acceptable as a word, since prefixes/suffixes can be adjoined to words to make longer words and because medical/chemical terms can get arbitrarily long. Further, most contenders for the honor of being the longest word are likely to be very rare in actual usage - so rare, in fact that they could be considered nonce words. The most common candidates for the crown, in my opinion, are

    antidisestablishmentarianism (28 letters),
    floccinaucinihilipilification (29 letters) and
    pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis (45 letters).
     

    sanddun

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    Chemical name for the "Tryptophan Synthetase" protein is however, the longest official word ever (1,913 letters) with the formula C1289H2051N343O375S8
    And it is spelled:


    methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamyls erylleucylphenylalany
    lalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysyl glutamylglycylalany
    lphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreony lleucylglycylaspa
    rtylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylseryl leucyllysylisoleu
    cylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanyl glycylalanylaspar
    tylalanylleucylglutamylleucylglycylisoleucylprol ylphenylalanylser
    ylaspartylprolylleucylalanylaspartylglycylprolyl threonyliso
    leucylglutaminylaspfraginylalanylthreonylleucyla rginylalanylpheny
    lalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalan ylglutaminylcyste
    inylphenylalanylglutamylmethionylleucylalanylleu cylisoleucylargin
    ylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucyl prolylisoleucylgl
    ycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginy lleucylvalylpheny
    lalanylasparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylgl utamylphenylalany
    ltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylva lylglycylva
    lylaspartylserylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylva lylprolylvalylglu
    taminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylargi nylglutaminylalan
    ylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylala nylprolylisoleucy
    lphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspar tylalanylaspartyl
    aspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminyliso leucylalanylseryl
    tyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosyl leucylleucylseryl
    arginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylglycylalanylglut amylasparag
    inylarginylalanylalanylleucylprolylleucylasparag inylhistidylleucy
    lvalylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylaspar aginylalanylalany
    lprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenylalanylg lycylisoleucylser
    ylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanyl alanylisoleucylas
    partylalanylglycylalanylalanylglycylalanylisoleu cylserylglycylser
    ylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylisoleucylisoleucylglu tamylglutaminylhi
    stidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylprolylglutamyl lysylmethio
    nylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenylalany lvalylglutaminylp
    rolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylse rine.
     

    sanddun

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    sanddun

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    Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

    Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

    Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

    Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

    Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

    Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

    Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

    Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

    Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

    Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

    Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY


    MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN...........................
     

    Rohan284

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    *$3#!2@&*%
    Teacher :What happened in 1869?
    Student:Gandhi ji was born.
    Teacher :What happened in 1873?
    Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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    Teacher :Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?
    Shilpa:Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.
    Teachear:Ramya,what about you?
    Ramya:Madam,,I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin
    under my
    feet.
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    Question:What is the fullform of maths.
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    Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
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    Kupli :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
    Annadurai :A holiday
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    Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......
    japan
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    Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend
    it.
    Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
    Teacher :Why?
    Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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    Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg
    .Then,what is my age?
    STUDENT:32 yrs.
    Teacher:How do you know?
    STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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    Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class?
    Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.
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    Teacher: Where does God live?
    Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
    Teacher: Why do you say that?
    Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,
    'God,
    are you still in there?'
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    Teacher:"What is your name?".
    Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
    Teacher: "When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
    Student:"My name is Sunlight

    Ela Ela Maxxa:lol::lol: