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Use... this... in... life
Talk---------------Softly
Walk----------------Humbly
Eat-------------------Sensibly
Breathe--------------------Deeply
Sleep----------------------Sufficiently
Dress---------------------------Smartly
Act-------------------------------Fearlessly
Work---------------------------------Patiently
Think-----------------------------------Truthfully
Believe------------------------------------Correctly
Behave-----------------------------------------Decently
Learn---------------------------------------------Practically
Plan-----------------------------------------------------Orderly
Earn----------------------------------------------------------Honestly
Save--------------------------------------------------------------Regularly
Spend---------------------------------------------------------------Intelligently
Love---------------------------------------------------------------------Passionately
ENJOY----------------------------------------------------------------------COMPLETELY
Walk----------------Humbly
Eat-------------------Sensibly
Breathe--------------------Deeply
Sleep----------------------Sufficiently
Dress---------------------------Smartly
Act-------------------------------Fearlessly
Work---------------------------------Patiently
Think-----------------------------------Truthfully
Believe------------------------------------Correctly
Behave-----------------------------------------Decently
Learn---------------------------------------------Practically
Plan-----------------------------------------------------Orderly
Earn----------------------------------------------------------Honestly
Save--------------------------------------------------------------Regularly
Spend---------------------------------------------------------------Intelligently
Love---------------------------------------------------------------------Passionately
ENJOY----------------------------------------------------------------------COMPLETELY
MEDICAL TERMS
One girl applied applied for a post of Medical Assistant and sat the exam, needless to say she never made it because these are the answers she gave for medical terms
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
False Labor - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile
Hernia - she is close by
Hymen - greeting to several males
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labour Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without feet
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Menopause - I no wait
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Pus - small cat
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rupture - Ecstasy
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - very close
Vas Deferens - extremely different
Vein - at what time?
Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny
Ataxia - No taxis
Calculus - A sub division of Mathematics
Diaphgram - A method of family planning
One girl applied applied for a post of Medical Assistant and sat the exam, needless to say she never made it because these are the answers she gave for medical terms
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
False Labor - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile
Hernia - she is close by
Hymen - greeting to several males
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labour Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without feet
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Menopause - I no wait
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Pus - small cat
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rupture - Ecstasy
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - very close
Vas Deferens - extremely different
Vein - at what time?
Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny
Ataxia - No taxis
Calculus - A sub division of Mathematics
Diaphgram - A method of family planning
Once three patients went to same doctor.
Doctor calls first patient and asks him what has
happened
The patient replied his back was paining badly Doctor calls first patient and asks him what has
happened
The doctor then asked "what suddenly caused u a
backache?"
The patient replied "yesterday I threw my large
refrigerator down from fifth floor"
The patient replies "When I reached home I suspected
my wife was with her boyfriend. At once I went to the
balcony and I saw her lover running out of our
building, at that time I could not get any thing to
hit that man, only my refrigerator was near so I threw
that refrigerator at him"
The doctor gave him the medicine and the second person
comes in
The second persons condition was more miserable than
the first one
The doctor asks him "What happened?"
The patient replies "Yesterday I got a job in a
> multinational company. I became very happy and ran out
of my building to tell this news to my friends. I dont
know! What the hell went wrong!!!!! sombody threw a
large refrigerator from the fifth floor directly on
me."
The doctor him medicine and the third person comes in
This fellow was more miserable than the earlier ones
the first one
The doctor asks him "What happened?"
The patient replies "Yesterday I got a job in a
> multinational company. I became very happy and ran out
of my building to tell this news to my friends. I dont
know! What the hell went wrong!!!!! sombody threw a
large refrigerator from the fifth floor directly on
me."
The doctor him medicine and the third person comes in
This fellow was more miserable than the earlier ones
The doctor asks him "How did u get injured?"
The man replies "U know I have a girlfriend who lives
on the fifth floor in a building. Unfortunately she is
married, yesterday i went to meet her. But her husband
just entered like a villian, in despair i didnt get
place to hide, so hid myself in the large
refrigerator. Before I could do anything someone threw
that refrigerator down from the fifth floor"
Doctor ".....!!!!!!!!"
Please read at your
risk...........
You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this..
This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC(IAS)Examinations..
The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:
Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.]
He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.
Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species., Also his
other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun..Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is
incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child..This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity
forwards.He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side.. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch..So the
grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
fficeffice" />
This is the cow........
We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.and is now an IAS, is bihar in somewhere,..[sorry somewhere in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" />Bihar ]
risk...........
You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this..
This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC(IAS)Examinations..
The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:
Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.]
He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.
Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species., Also his
other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun..Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is
incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child..This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity
forwards.He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side.. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch..So the
grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
fficeffice" /> This is the cow........
We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.and is now an IAS, is bihar in somewhere,..[sorry somewhere in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
ffice:smarttags" />Bihar ]
No Reasons to Love You
Lady: Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?
Man: I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you ..
Lady: You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?
Man: I really don't know the reason, but I really love you.
Lady: No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man: Ok.. ok!!! Because you are beautiful, because your voice is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every movements..
Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with a serious accident resulting in permanent injuries. The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:
Dearest,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now, can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile, because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move? No, therefore I cannot love you...
If love needs a reason, like now , there is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Does love needs a reason? Never! Therefore,
I still love you... and will love u forever !
Hope u get the point.
Lady: Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?
Man: I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you ..
Lady: You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?
Man: I really don't know the reason, but I really love you.
Lady: No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man: Ok.. ok!!! Because you are beautiful, because your voice is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every movements..
Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with a serious accident resulting in permanent injuries. The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:
Dearest,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now, can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile, because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move? No, therefore I cannot love you...
If love needs a reason, like now , there is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Does love needs a reason? Never! Therefore,
I still love you... and will love u forever !
Hope u get the point.
thanx
menna thawa ekak
Ayyoooooooooooooooooooooooo
meka haduwe oyada
oya O/L kale 2006 neda.?????????????????
oya meeta passe mokakhari karanakota wade thithatama karanna.......................
[oke english walin thiyenne 2006]
