★ Christmas Jokes

buddyburton

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Father Christmas' sledge broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, 'Can you help me fix my sledge?'
'Sorry,' the motorist replied. 'I'm not a mechanic - I'm a chiropodist.'
'Well, can you give me a toe?'
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck !
 

kumarasiri

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