Reasons why you should never visit a 5* Hotel

[sam@]

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea ,

Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee ?"

Answer: "tea please "

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea

or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer: "white "

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk "

Answer: "With cow milk please .

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow ?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black . "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ?"

Answer: "With sugar "

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead ."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water "

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

 

[hirushan]

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea ,

Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee ?"

Answer: "tea please "

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea

or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer: "white "

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk "

Answer: "With cow milk please .

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow ?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black . "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ?"

Answer: "With sugar "

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead ."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water "

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

attha tamai balan giyama...........

 

[Diego97]

pattaah ...

 

[Myth]

ohoma baila naa bun..

 

[elaballa]

 

[Planthis]

 

[cleverbreed]

good

 

[Mal Aiyya]

Die of thirst today or tomorrow?
Today

Die now or later?
Now

Here or somewhere else?
Here

With or without audience?
Without

With or without lights?
with lights

Do you want a photograph to be taken?
I'll rather live!

 

[anrdeknyke]

yeah , good

 

[kpgunathilaka]

elazzzzz

 

[dilrasan]

oooh man...

 

[pjayampathi]

yepppp

 

[sam@]

thanks 4 all rly..........EK frnds

 

[Sami cool]

Die of thirst today or tomorrow?
Today

Die now or later?
Now

Here or somewhere else?
Here

With or without audience?
Without

With or without lights?
with lights

Do you want a photograph to be taken?
I'll rather live!

lol

 

[*~*Kaushi*~*]

e katawa nam atta. ekane api yan natte

 

[donkey]