DO U LOVE SOMEBODY DIS MUCH???

Asithdx

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  • Jun 3, 2009
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    http://funnyjokesz.blogspot.com/
    A GIRL AND A GUY WERE SPEEDING
    OVER 100 Mph ON THE ROAD ON A
    MOTORBYK.....
    Girl»» Slow down. Im scared.
    Guy»» No this is fun.
    Girl»» No its not. Please, its too
    scary!
    Guy»» Then tell me you love me.
    Girl»» Fine, I love you. Slow down!
    Guy»» Now give me a BIG hug.
    (Girl hugs him)
    Guy»» Can you take my helmet
    off & put it on yourself? Its
    bugging me.
    °°°°°°°°IN THE PAPERS NEXT
    DAY °°°°°°°°
    A motorcycle had crashed into a
    building because of brake failure.
    Two people were on it, but only
    one had survived. The truth was
    that halfway down the road, the
    guy realized that his brakes
    broke, but he didn't want to let
    the girl know. Instead, he had her
    say she loved him & felt her hug
    him one last time, then had her
    wear his helmet so that she
    would live even though it meant
    that he would die.
     

    kosandpol

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  • Jun 10, 2008
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    Thats just stupid.

    If that idiot knew how to ride a motorbike, he'd have known how to slow a bike down without using the brakes. And if he knew the brakes went off half way in to the journey, he had more than enough time to slow the bike down to a crawl and stop it completely even.

    Obviously that story is totally made up.

    If someone really loves someone else, they wont take them on a broken bike at 100mph! That's not love, thats stupidity and probably machoism.
     

    twisted

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  • Feb 21, 2008
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    Thats just stupid.

    If that idiot knew how to ride a motorbike, he'd have known how to slow a bike down without using the brakes. And if he knew the brakes went off half way in to the journey, he had more than enough time to slow the bike down to a crawl and stop it completely even.

    Obviously that story is totally made up.

    If someone really loves someone else, they wont take them on a broken bike at 100mph! That's not love, thats stupidity and probably machoism.

    this is a better psychopathic evaluation than that psycho test nadun7 posted :lol: if you said "wow " at this, you've got issues.

    a made up fairy tale crap for lovesick teenagers :) and also repost.
     

    kosandpol

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    this is a better psychopathic evaluation than that psycho test nadun7 posted :lol: if you said "wow " at this, you've got issues.

    a made up fairy tale crap for lovesick teenagers :) and also repost.
    erhm.. someone has already replied 'wow' ... :D