Husband vs. Wife

[nIpZ rOckZ]

Enjoy.......!!!!!!

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Husband : Do you know the meaning of wife?! It means, Without Information Fighting Everytime!
Wife : No darling it means, With Idiot Forever!
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Wife : I wish I were a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday!
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Doctor : Your husband needs rest & peace.. Here are some sleeping pills..
Wife : When must I give them to him?!
Doctor : They are for you!
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Wife : I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..!
Husband : You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me!
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Husband : Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.. So I bought 3 movie tickets..
Wife : Why 3?!
Husband : For you & your parents!
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Wife : What will you give me if i climb the great mountain Everest?
Husband : A lovely PUSH..!!
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Q : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birth day?!
A : Just forget it once & you'll never forget it again..
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
" You know, I was a fool when I married you! "
The husband replied,
" Yes dear, but I was in LOVE & didn't notice..."

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[agdrig]

haha ela ban
onna damma rep

 

[nIpZ rOckZ]

haha ela ban
onna damma rep

thanks!

 

[marQuis]

thtz funny

 

[sameerasa123]

ela

 

[RuwinRTY]

hehe
hahahaha!!!!!!
nyc nanga

 

[nIpZ rOckZ]

thtz funny

ela

thankss guyZ!

 

[nIpZ rOckZ]

hehe
hahahaha!!!!!!
nyc nanga

hehe... thanks aiya!

 

[RuwinRTY]

hehe... thanks aiya!

thaama reps denna baa nanga

 

[dilrasan]

maarai...

 

[DJnet]

 

[Zaku]

hikzz

 

[hamish]

Enjoy.......!!!!!!

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Husband : Do you know the meaning of wife?! It means, Without Information Fighting Everytime!
Wife : No darling it means, With Idiot Forever!
​

Wife : I wish I were a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday!
​

Doctor : Your husband needs rest & peace.. Here are some sleeping pills..
Wife : When must I give them to him?!
Doctor : They are for you!
​

Wife : I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..!
Husband : You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me!
​

Husband : Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.. So I bought 3 movie tickets..
Wife : Why 3?!
Husband : For you & your parents!
​

Wife : What will you give me if i climb the great mountain Everest?
Husband : A lovely PUSH..!!
​

Q : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birth day?!
A : Just forget it once & you'll never forget it again..
​

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
" You know, I was a fool when I married you! "
The husband replied,
" Yes dear, but I was in LOVE & didn't notice..."

​

if you like my post, dont forget to add REP +
​

nice post

 

[Mal Baba]

Mama Mage Wife ta Adarei

 

[Shameer]

patta aathal!!!

 

[nIpZ rOckZ]

thaama reps denna baa nanga

ah its alright aiya...

maarai...

hikzz

 

[nIpZ rOckZ]

nice post

patta aathal!!!

hehe.. thanks!

Mama Mage Wife ta Adarei

ah thats good.. ehema thamai inna oone!!

 

[nIpZ rOckZ]

 

[sudnish]

pattaaaaa

 

[Hayao]

Nice post thanks!