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One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to wish
each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little
in the mood.
With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and
smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"
Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at
her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".
"Oh yes you can. Please?"....................
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you .. "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older
sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice
she said,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need
be,mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and
all of ours....
"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!"
each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little
in the mood.
With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and
smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"
Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at
her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".
"Oh yes you can. Please?"....................
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you .. "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older
sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice
she said,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need
be,mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and
all of ours....
"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!"
Windows is shutting down = Junnel wahandai yanne !
Elazzzzzzzzzz
godak thiyanawa
serama balanna
Thanx
(1)How to keep woman happy
It's not difficult .
All you have to do is to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention,
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for
herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU:
53. Never forget:
birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes
(2) HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :
1. Leave him in peace
2. Feed him well.
3. Let him have the remote control.
It's not difficult .
All you have to do is to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention,
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for
herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU:
53. Never forget:
birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes
(2) HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :
1. Leave him in peace
2. Feed him well.
3. Let him have the remote control.
A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the
person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a
patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."
The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room
number?"
"Sarah Finkel, room 302."
"I'll connect you with the nursing station."
"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"
"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."
"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very
well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine. She
is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she
continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday
at noon."
The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful
news!"
The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family
member or a very close friend!"
"Neither I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me anything!."
person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a
patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."
The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room
number?"
"Sarah Finkel, room 302."
"I'll connect you with the nursing station."
"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"
"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."
"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very
well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine. She
is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she
continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday
at noon."
The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful
news!"
The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family
member or a very close friend!"
"Neither I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me anything!."
One day a gentleman was sitting in his office on the nineteenth floor in a building. A man came running in to his office and shouted "John… your daughter Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building"
The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped out from his office window. While coming down when he was near the fourteenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the seventh floor he remembered he was not married yet. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he is not John.
haiioo moodayek ban Secretary Complain about Her “BOSS”
She says “ My Boss is so crazy. Every time he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.
I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE.
Then he’ll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE out side my C DRIVE. So that he is VIRUS FREE. Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage. Once I tried to ESC (escape), but he caught me and SHIFTed me to his HOME where he started pressing BACKSPACE and the SCROLLOCK. He never PAUSE. Many a times he works without CAPSLOCK (cap) and sometimes as an ALTernarive, he CRASHES @ my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL (control) and again he LOGS IN …. This process may SHUT DOWN his MAIN SYSTEM……
She says “ My Boss is so crazy. Every time he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.
I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE.
Then he’ll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE out side my C DRIVE. So that he is VIRUS FREE. Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage. Once I tried to ESC (escape), but he caught me and SHIFTed me to his HOME where he started pressing BACKSPACE and the SCROLLOCK. He never PAUSE. Many a times he works without CAPSLOCK (cap) and sometimes as an ALTernarive, he CRASHES @ my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL (control) and again he LOGS IN …. This process may SHUT DOWN his MAIN SYSTEM……
mama free welawata meka ypdate karannammacho oya okkoma eka para dapanko new thread ekaka patta aathal
thanx
serama balanna
I would like to say you all a sad news.......
That's ....I am leaving this country......
As I got a new job as a Foot Ball coach....
A one of my friend has sent the application for me.....
However they have appointed me.....
I have to leave the country soon...
I would like say good bye to you all.....
Keep in touch......!
Hay...I would like to show you a photo of the team that I'm going to coach. They have sent it with the appoinment letter......
That's ....I am leaving this country......
As I got a new job as a Foot Ball coach....
A one of my friend has sent the application for me.....
However they have appointed me.....
I have to leave the country soon...
I would like say good bye to you all.....
Keep in touch......!
Hay...I would like to show you a photo of the team that I'm going to coach. They have sent it with the appoinment letter......
