for chuck norris' is the kingdom, the power and the glory forever and ever bam

[kosandpol]

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

 

[shenalkm]

Haha Try This!

Goto Google Search http://www.google.com
type "find chuck norris" (without quotes)
and Click "im feeling Lucky" Button...
Hahaaaha Search result is Very Unexpected and Funny!

 

[sri_lion]

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down

 

[kosandpol]

Goto Google Search http://www.google.com
type "find chuck norris" (without quotes)
and Click "im feeling Lucky" Button...
Hahaaaha Search result is Very Unexpected and Funny!

LOLZ!

Even google knows better than to look for chuck norris!

 

[shenalkm]

LOLZ!

Even google knows better than to look for chuck norris!

Hahahaa Yeah!

 

[kosandpol]

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

 

[thilan_perera]

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy

 

[thilan_perera]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

 

[kosandpol]

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

 

[thilan_perera]

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character

 

[kosandpol]

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris… Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

 

[nadman]

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

 

[twisted]

love doesn't hurt..chuck norris does.

 

[¤--bACarDi--¤]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

 

[Chooty malli]