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ඉන්නවා..තාම මැරිලා නෑ...what hapeen to this. ko meke supporters la
උපුටා ගැනීම : ලක්බිම.
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Thilan: to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
A man
walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on
the counter,and
sees that it's filled to the brim with $10
bills. He guesses there must be at least
ten thousand dollars in it.
He
approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with
the money in the jar?"
"Well...,
you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you
get all the money in the jar and the keys to a
brand new Lexus."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he
asks, "What are the three tests?"
"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the
rules."
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the
bartender $10 which he stuffs into the
jar.
"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to
do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60
seconds or less, and you can't make a face
while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the
backwith a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth
with your bare hands."
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem."
The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."
As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!"
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream
down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a
terrible fight -- then nothing but
silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his
body. He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad
tooth?"
walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on
the counter,and
sees that it's filled to the brim with $10
bills. He guesses there must be at least
ten thousand dollars in it.
He
approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with
the money in the jar?"
"Well...,
you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you
get all the money in the jar and the keys to a
brand new Lexus."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he
asks, "What are the three tests?"
"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the
rules."
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the
bartender $10 which he stuffs into the
jar.
"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to
do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60
seconds or less, and you can't make a face
while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the
backwith a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth
with your bare hands."
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem."
The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."
As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!"
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream
down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a
terrible fight -- then nothing but
silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his
body. He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad
tooth?"
A man
walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on
the counter,and
sees that it's filled to the brim with $10
bills. He guesses there must be at least
ten thousand dollars in it.
He
approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with
the money in the jar?"
"Well...,
you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you
get all the money in the jar and the keys to a
brand new Lexus."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he
asks, "What are the three tests?"
"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the
rules."
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the
bartender $10 which he stuffs into the
jar.
"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to
do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60
seconds or less, and you can't make a face
while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the
backwith a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth
with your bare hands."
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem."
The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."
As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!"
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream
down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a
terrible fight -- then nothing but
silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his
body. He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad
tooth?"
maxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
පරණ බඩු
සෙනසුරාදා මද්දහනේ වසන්තා තට්ටු නිවාසයේ ජනේලයෙන් පහළ පාර දෙස බලා සිටියේ ටියුෂන් පන්තියකට ගිය තම දියණිය පැමිණෙන්නේ දැයි විපරම් කරමිනි.
බර කිරණ තරාදියක් සහ ගෝනියක් අතින් ගෙන පාර දිගේ ආ මිනිසෙක්, වසන්තා දැක උඩ බලමින් උස් හඬින් මෙසේ කීය.
“නෝනා, පාව්චිචි කරන්ඩ බැරි පරණ බඩු තියෙනවා නං ගන්නවා.”
වසන්තා ද කටහඬ මඳක් උස් කොට මෙසේ පිළිතුරු දුන්නා ය.
‘හවසට වරෙන්. දැන් මහත්තයා ගෙදර නෑ.”
බර කිරණ තරාදියක් සහ ගෝනියක් අතින් ගෙන පාර දිගේ ආ මිනිසෙක්, වසන්තා දැක උඩ බලමින් උස් හඬින් මෙසේ කීය.
“නෝනා, පාව්චිචි කරන්ඩ බැරි පරණ බඩු තියෙනවා නං ගන්නවා.”
වසන්තා ද කටහඬ මඳක් උස් කොට මෙසේ පිළිතුරු දුන්නා ය.
‘හවසට වරෙන්. දැන් මහත්තයා ගෙදර නෑ.”
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