Marriage Proposal in Punjabi English

actinide

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  • Feb 21, 2009
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    Between Life & Death
    Dear Madam

    I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Jalandhar. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.

    I am a soiled son from inside Punjab. I am nice and big, six foot tall, and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket,and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.

    I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I am gay. ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. Am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the Jim.

    I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do ? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and my things into your hand.

    If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day.. fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet looking up with lots of hope.

    I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

    Expecting soon

    Yours and only yours
    Balwindar Singh

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    add reps if you like :):)
     

    rajitha_ks

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  • Jan 13, 2009
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    epic!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    +rep:)


    would love to see the reply he got (if he got any). bet that's an interesting one too