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Evidence of Flying Spaghetti Monster
- Thread starter Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
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Me: Show me the evidence that Allah is real.
Muslim: Kay.
Muslim: Kay.
Me: Show me the evidence that FSM is real.
Pastafarian: Kay.
Pastafarian: Kay.
Therefore, FSM is real.
(Evidence for FSM) Given:
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is frequently represented as FSM.
Existence is the opposite of nonexistence, or therefore not Null.
Null is frequently represented as 0.
We will use <> to show nonequivalence.
Therefore to prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, we must prove that:
FSM <> 0
In physics, Force is equal to Mass time acceleration, or F = MA. Bobby Henderson is a physics graduate, so we can substitute this into the above equation, giving us:
(MA)SM <> 0
MASM <> 0
MASM is the Microsoft Assembler, which most definitely exists, therefore MASM <> 0. Microsoft is one of the most successful businesses in history, undoubtedly as a result of their secret ties to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is frequently represented as FSM.
Existence is the opposite of nonexistence, or therefore not Null.
Null is frequently represented as 0.
We will use <> to show nonequivalence.
Therefore to prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, we must prove that:
FSM <> 0
In physics, Force is equal to Mass time acceleration, or F = MA. Bobby Henderson is a physics graduate, so we can substitute this into the above equation, giving us:
(MA)SM <> 0
MASM <> 0
MASM is the Microsoft Assembler, which most definitely exists, therefore MASM <> 0. Microsoft is one of the most successful businesses in history, undoubtedly as a result of their secret ties to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
No Allah or christian god, or Jewish god ahs been sighted.
Only FSM has been sighted.
The only true creator, true god! Amen!
The most incredible thing about FSM is that he is real, whether you believe it or not. It does not matter even if you deny all the evidence. He is out there.
It is said so in the gospel itself.
It is said so in the gospel itself.
Further Proof.. (Relates with the above proof with F=MA)
E=MC2
M = E/C2 = E/(CC)
FS(E/CC) <> 0
FSE/CC <> 0
It’s obvious that both the FCC and SEC exist, just ask Howard Stern and Martha Stewart – government agencies that seek to control things, much like the noodly master. What most people don’t know is that FSE/CC is Federation of Swaziland Employers and Chamber of Commerce. The king of Swaziland recently picked a new wife by having 30,000 women walk topless in front of him. This is obviously because he is a devout follow of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and knowing about the stripper factory in heaven, wanted to create heaven on earth.
Thus, since we have shown that MASM, FCC, SEC, and FSE/CC all exist, we have proven that FSM <> 0 and the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.
Source: Internet
E=MC2
M = E/C2 = E/(CC)
FS(E/CC) <> 0
FSE/CC <> 0
It’s obvious that both the FCC and SEC exist, just ask Howard Stern and Martha Stewart – government agencies that seek to control things, much like the noodly master. What most people don’t know is that FSE/CC is Federation of Swaziland Employers and Chamber of Commerce. The king of Swaziland recently picked a new wife by having 30,000 women walk topless in front of him. This is obviously because he is a devout follow of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and knowing about the stripper factory in heaven, wanted to create heaven on earth.
Thus, since we have shown that MASM, FCC, SEC, and FSE/CC all exist, we have proven that FSM <> 0 and the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.
Source: Internet
His Noodly Appendage appeared in the backyard...
spaghetti-u-spaghettibar
spaghetti-u-spaghettibar...
Me: Show me the evidence that Allah is real.
Muslim: Kay.
Me: Show me the evidence that FSM is real.
Pastafarian: Kay.
Therefore, FSM is real.
FSM is the true God!
Masha Spaghetty!
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