"Drive off!" She screams, "So I can get another ride. Cancel motherfucker". I tell her she can cancel and order a new ride anytime she wants.
"I'm not canceling, you cancel, you wasted my time with your stupid crap you can pay me $5 for this". She's even more mad. I thought she was going to start kicking my car. This whole time she's been standing in the middle of the road.
I think the only reason why she didn't attack my car was the group of girls sitting on this porch laughing their asses off. She says her man is going to come get me. I tell her if her man wasn't in prison she wouldn't be living off welfare trying to shove her kids in a stranger's car without car seats.
I take another bite of sandwich. She screams for me to drive off. She says she's going to call the police. I say please do I'm sure they'd love to speak with with you. She screams "fuck you fat cracker". I take the last two bites of my sandwich. The clock just hit past 5 minutes. I cancel ride.
I say well then you shouldn't put your kids in a car and I am not transporting you.
I immediately knew how this would go. I roll up my window. And just tell myself I only have to wait until the 5 minutes are up. She's screaming about how she's going to get her money back and get me fired. I say I'm not an employee in my own boss. Then take out my Wendy's hamburger and begin eating it while she's screaming at me in my window. Completely ignoring her. Paid lunch break I think to myself.
She starts screaming "why the fuck you eating you fatass motherfucker?!" I look her in the face and take another bite. With full eye contact I open my mouth and stick out my tongue with my mouth filled with partially chewed food. She says "fuck you cracker lardass". I take another bite. She's flipping the fuck out like all these Borderline women do.
Go to this ghetto psycho's house to scoop her. She's immediately screaming at her kids. Swearing at them. One almost runs into the road in front of a car and she says she's going to slap him. This woman should not breed or be allowed to purchase firearms. I do not want this trash in my car. I never ever unlock my car doors as soon as I see kids until I know there will be a car seat. I don't care about the passenger being put off by my car locking routine. I don't know you.
She gets to my car. She already ran the wait clock down to 3 mins screaming at her future felons. She goes to open it. I don't unlock it. I roll my window down and ask if she has car seats. She says no and that she doesn't need them. I say it's state law and other drivers may do it for her but I won't and she needs to go get her car seats if she wants to ride in my car. She immediately flips out and says she "don't own no fucking car seats".
My mums done this to my brother :') he had no countdown but was prewarned, forgot what he did but it was hilarious then I laughed some more as she projectiled the brush at him, it hit him and broke back then my brother was grannies favourite so he threatened to tell my gran my mum tried to call his bluff saying he wouldn't when he did my gran went "what did you do to piss her off to deserve it" ha! Now he's 26 he torments the crap out of our mum so she just goes to find the brush and he runs off.
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