1. scurvy

    Podi story ekak matak wuna!

    Mama issara gym giye Panadura Food City eka ayine podi gym ekata ( before they opened Power World). eka tiyenne uda tattuwe- staircase is narrow. Eka dawsak uda naginakota kollai kellai building eke wenashop ekak indan pahalata bahinawa. Mata eda tada wela tibune. Bag eka allan hitapu arm...
  2. scurvy

    Podi story ekak matak wuna kimbo!

    2004 Tsunami dawase okkoma gameh ueun duwanawa higher ground walata. Mam diwwa bus eke negala gym ekata. Gym eka tibbe Mount Lavinia junction eka langa Basils building eke. Okkoma wahala. Mama eliyata wela peyak witara balan indala returned home.
  3. scurvy

    Podi story ekak matak wuna mekko!

    Ape pette okkoma math ekka tarahai bayai, mokada mam awata passe hungak wata pita ewuntai 3 wheeler karayantai benala tarjanaya karala tiyenawa. Aneka pahala gedara nattal seeyata benala u malata passe minissu kohomath tarahai math ekka. Also mage parana itihasaya okkoma dannawa. Eka dawsak re...
  4. scurvy

    Podi story ekak matak wuna!

    Mam Sumal ayyata gahala ayin wunata passe aluth geyak gatta- eh gedara oppuwa liwwe Sumal Ayyage pette notary lady kenek gen. Nikamata eka dawsak genita kiwwa oya pette 3 wheeler karayekta hondatama gehuwwa kiyala. Eh geni baya wela kiyanawa “Umba minissunta gahanna yanna epa” kiyala ehemma kiwwa.
  5. scurvy

    Podi story ekak matak wuna ballo!

    Mam podima kale thaththa mawa genichcha Colombo cinema ekakata Return of the Jedi balanna. Meda mata chu barak awa ewasaganna be taththa mawa aran gita toilet ekata. So we missed the entire speeder bike chase 😂☹️
  6. scurvy

    Podi story ekak matak wuna labbo!

    Mam issara Melb inna kaale Caulfield Monash uni eka issaraha lodge ekaka hitiye. Mam Monash giye ne but langa nisa etana computer rooms walata ringala danna Chinese porakge password daala internet surf karanawa peya ganan. Mam itin student wage nisa nobody suspected. Hungak close calls awa...
  7. scurvy

    Podi Story ekak matak wuna ballo!

    Issara gedara Internet nethi kaale mam karanne Keselwatte muslim Cyber cafe ekata yanawa. Loku downloads karanna ona wunama Bittorrent eka okkoma download daala maru wenawa. Anik dawase awilla eh PC ekama illagena balanakota download okkoma finished- USB drive ekata transfer karala gedara aran...
  8. scurvy

    Podi story ekak matak wuna!

    Issara podi kale English class eke miss asked us What's a new word you learned today? Mam negitala kiwwa Cyborg kiyala. Miss ahanawa What's that? I said Part Man Part Machine. Miss kiwwa Ok but that's not suitable here.
  9. scurvy

    Podi story ekak matak wuna sakkiliyo!

    Mam Oz wala Immigration eke Detention eke hitiya 3 months witara. Eka dawasak Computer Room eke tadi Indian porak awa waliyata mam uta Dickhead kiyala bennai kiyala. U first shot mata gehuwwa, etakota mata tada wela uta gahagena gahagena giya. Bima dagena uge ehe uda niyapotten enala hurala...
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    Podi story ekak matak wuna kaluwo!

    Mam podi kale ape gedara tibbe podi black and white tv ekak. ITN Rupavahini witarai channels tibbe! Reta light hungak dim wenawa hungak welawata cut wenawa. Light eken tv eka wedakaranna be. Itin thatta hemadama car battery ekak tiyagena eka dawalta charge karala genawa reta ekata gahala tv...
  11. scurvy

    Podi Story ekak matak wuna pako!

    Melbourne inna kaale Chapel St eke one night mam taniyama awidinakota maara renna barak awa Sinhalu! Public toilets tibune ne, gedara yanna dura wedi. Pub ekaka ringuwa toilet eka use karanna. Usually monawa hari order karanna one toilets use karanna. Toilets tibbe uda tattuwe. Mam stairs...
  12. scurvy

    Podi story ekak matak wuna kurumitto!

    Few years back I ordered something and it came to Sri Lanka via DHL. DHL fuckers taxed me a lot for the item. I felt it was too much. I argued with them and they called multiple times but tax remained unchanged. So I decided to accept the charge and told them to bring the item. On the way...
  13. scurvy

    Podi Story ekak matak wuna ponnayo!

    Mam hire innakota okkoma nida ganne bima peduru elagena. Epa wenawa. Itin eka dewasak medical checkup dawase doctor ta kiwwa mage knee eka ridenawa kiyala. u kelinmma mawa PH ekata demmo ponnayo. Prison Hospital eke endawal tiyenawa. mam sepata andata wela nida gatte inna tika. Balapan kohe...
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    Podi Story ekak matak wuna hikko!

    Mam issara Dougiya kapala hiren awata passe Dougiyage yaluwo pare dekkama kelim ahanawa “Umba den moko karanne” kiyala. Etakota unge moonawal awul wenawa. Eka kadeka tattayek hitiya. Dougiyage hondama yaluwa- tattoyane. mam uge kadetama gihin ahuwwa “Moko karanne den?” kiyala. Uge moona ratu...
  15. scurvy

    Podi story ekak matak wuna harako!

    Issara rata yanna pera eka dawasak koheda gihin gedara yanakota paare tadi harakek enawa mage side ekenmma. harakata ali an dekak tiyenawa. mam hituwa harakata mama ayin wenna mokatada haraka mata ida denna one neda. itin mam haraka gawatama giya u ayin wei kiyala hita gena. anthima mohote u...
  16. scurvy

    Podi story ekak matak wuna billo!

    Mawa issara Oz yanna demme Panadura agent kenek. Uge gedara gihin oka gena kata karanakota tawath yanna inna kattiya hitiya. Mam un ekka kata kareth ne. Eka kellek mata washi wela mage nama hoyagena, phone book eke name eka balala, Mount wala inna mage Uncle lata call karala mage Melbourne phone...
  17. scurvy

    Podi story ekak matak wuna ballo!

    Mam hiren awilla mage geh kuliyata deela Panadura, Weeraman Pare geyaka hitiye. Etana uda tattuwe man ta gahanna gihin, uge bike eka kapala polici giyata passe mata etanin ikmanta yanna kiwwa ponnayo. Hadissi nisa wena tenak tibbe ne ikmanata hoyaganna, Keselwatte, Sriya mw gederak set wuna...
  18. scurvy

    Podi Story ekak matak wuna ballo!

    Melb inna kota hungak suddo racist. Kalu ewunta poddakwath kemathi ne. Eka dawasak mam tram eke negala wadi wuna seat eke. Naki achchi kenek mam langa wadi wela hitiye. tikak wela passe eh geni tawa ekekta mawa pennala kiyanawa ‘terrorist’ kiyala. I just ignored it. But i was stunned even old...
  19. scurvy

    Podi story ekak matak wuna!

    Issara bara ussana kale mage ange mile hungak tibba- gorilla wage. Ekata mam Veet gaala bade witarak mile galawanawa. Eth veet tube ekama ganna one badata. Eka dawasak Keselwatta pharmacy ekata gihin ahuwwa Extra Strong Veet nedda kiyala? U ne kiwwa. Owa ladies lata ganna hadannelu...
  20. scurvy

    Podi story ekak matak wuna jeppo!

    Issara aluth gedetta awata passe eka reyak mam koheda gihin naki uncle ekka 3 Wheeler eke gedara awa witarai. Parata wela suruttuwak bebee hitiye uncle ekka. Jubilee handiye 3 Wheeler set eka awa adaara illanna monaada huttakata. Issaraha mittage ammagen illuwa. Eeta passe un mam innawa...

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