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    petrol price

    petrol rs 22kin adu wela
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    Lesson 18+

    One day little Johnny comes home one day from school and his mom asks him how his day was. He replies, "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!" Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait 'till your dad gets home, he's going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!" So the boy goes to his...
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    Bus Driver's Parents

    A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little...
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    need help

    kreedawata medical science adala wana hati gana thiyena articals tikak hoya ganna ona
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    Adam

    One day God and Adam were walking the garden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth. "Adam, you can start by kissing Eve." Adam looks puzzled at God, "Lord, what is a kiss?". God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and kissed her. A little while later, Adam returned...
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    සිරිබර සිරි ලංකා

    සිරිබර සිරි ලංකා
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    Medicine

    A woman goes to her doctor and asks him for something to increase her husbands sex drive, the doctor replies what is your husbands favourite meal? the woman replies sausages and mash with hp sauce why! the doctor then gives her a small bottle of liquid and says put this in his sauce...
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    Wife's Present

    Woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!" The woman kept quiet and...
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    Size

    A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size. He has an extremely small penis and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the size. One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he decides he will show her. The man unzips his pants, whips out his...
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    How to install an airconditioner

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    New Traffic Signal in Japan

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    WHAT GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST ? (18+)

    The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven..... which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands." "Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because...
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    Rapidshare account One day remaining

    Login ID : elakiri Password : elakiri eka dawasai thiyenne puluwan tharam ba ganilla
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    petrol price

    machanla petrol price eka adu wenawa kiyanne attada ada ra indan
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    හදවතින් අපි යුද බිමේ ඔබ තනි කලේ නැත කිසි දි&#3

    හදවතින් අපි යුද බිමේ ඔබ තනි කලේ නැත කිසි දි&#3
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    Rapid Share Accounts

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    Need Help

    Typing Softwares thiyenawanam Denna Pls
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    need sinhala song.................

    Sundarai adare Gala yana hasaral me sinduwa thiyena kenek upload karanna pls artist kauda danne na:no:
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    BUDGET EKA GANA ARANCHIYAK NADDA

    2009 budget eka gana aranchiyak nadda :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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