A woman goes to her doctor and asks him for something to increase her husbands sex drive, the doctor replies what is your husbands favourite meal? the woman replies sausages and mash with hp sauce why! the doctor then gives her a small bottle of liquid and says put this in his sauce and give him his favourite diner then get ready for him , ok says the woman and off she went. that night she did as told by the doc gave the husband his diner and went to get on something sexy when she heard the husband shout holly cow what the f**k she ran into him and asked what was wrong ? i dont know what was in that sauce he said but the sausage has just skinned itself and shot up the cat arse
