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    NICE CONVERSATION

    Nice conversation This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X) X: Which shaving cream do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which aftershave do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which deodorant do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which toothpaste do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which shampoo...
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    LEAVE LETTERS

    LEAVE LETTERS his is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ... 1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave...
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    BEST INTERVIEW

    BEST INTERVIEW BEST INTERVIEW - Office Humor :) JUST GO THROUGH IT , YOU WILL ENJOY One of the best interviews!! ! Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am SAMEER GUPTA. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology...
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    Murphy's laws on girls.....

    Murphy's laws on girls..... Murphy's law 1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that 2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!! 3. The more the makeup, worse the looks... 4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1%...
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    Girls wearing thise kind of cloths

    Gril wearing Uncomfortable Cloths Why Should Idiot girls wear These Kind of Dress, | Even if they Feel Uncomfortable I Know You are not thinking about This , | but Your are in a Hurry for See the Dress(Girl), | Because You will not Control Yourself Then Go Down Check Out, | | | | | | | |...
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    YOUR KNOW ?????????

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    Confession

    Confession A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in...
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    RIGTH HERE WAITING

    RIGTH HERE WAITING I Oceans a part day after day And I slowly go insane I hear your voice on the line But it doesn’t stop the pain If I see you next to never How can we say forever? Chorus: Wherever you go whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes or how my heart...
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    A good friend ..

    A good friend .. A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds u up when r down & always close to the heart. Good day, dear bra.. ............ ......... ......... Life is funy n twisted, Sumtime u laugh, Sumtime u cry, But as long as i'm ur friend...
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    Indian - American

    Indian - American An Indian migrated to America , and moved into an American neighbourhood; His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome.He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to...
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    Never Blame A Day

    Never Blame A Day Never Blame A Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are Gods' Blessings.. Good Morning.. ............ ......... .................. If you see some one without a smile, Give him one of yours...
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    he vs she

    He vs She in Office How the company views its employees. (HE vs SHE) 1. The family picture is on HIS desk. Ah, a solid, responsible family man. The family picture is on HER desk. Umm, her family will come before her career. 2. HIS desk is cluttered. He's obviously a hard worker and a busy...
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    WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE

    Why INDIA is in trouble Why INDIA is in trouble ??? & Who will Bringout it from Trouble ?? Population: 100 crore 9 crore retired 30 crore in state Govt; 17 crore in central Govt. (Both categories don't work) 1 crore IT professional (don't work for India ) 25 crore in school 1 crore...
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    20 ANGELS

    20 angels There are 20 angels in the world, 10 Are playing, 9 Are sleeping, 1 Is reading this message And that is u My Freind. ............ ......... ..................... .. It is indeed an achievement not to make 100 friends but to keep 1 friend for 100 years. ............ ...
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    THE PLUMBER ON RUN

    The Plumber on Run A man knocked the door of house. The lady opened the door. The man said, "I am the here on the run, to fix your leaky pipe." The Lady said, "We don't have any leaky pipe here." The plumber on run, says, "My note reads, your house called for a Plumbing Emergency, address...
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    Denise Milani at the Beach

    Denise Milani at the Beach
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    TOP 10 SEXIEST LEG IN BOLLYHOOD

    TOP 10 SEXIEST LEG IN BOLLYHOOD
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    ගෝල්ඩන් කී තැන්පත්කරුවන්ට අධිකරණයෙන් සහ&

    ගෝල්ඩන් කී තැන්පත්කරුවන්ට අධිකරණයෙන් සහ& ගෝල්ඩන් කී තැන්පත්කරුවන්ට අධිකරණයෙන් සහනයක්මාර්තු 23 - පෞද්ගලික මූල්*ය ආයතනවල මුදල් තැන්පත් කළ ජනතාවගේ මුදල් සම්බන්ධයෙන් වගකීමට හා එම මුදල් ආපසු දීමට ශ්*රී ලංකා මහ බැංකුව නීතියෙන් බැඳී සිටින බව ශ්*රේෂ්ඨාධිකරණය අද තීරණය කළේය.
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    love's story

    love's story Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left. Love wanted to persevere until the...
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    Kingfisher -The King

    Kingfisher -The King After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together. The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser." The bartender takes a...

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