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    Cute Questions asked by Kids

    Cute Questions asked by Kids Cute Questions asked by Kids She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to...
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    bathroom

    Bathroom This could happen to you. I was barely sitting down in the bathroom when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just...
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    bad hearing

    Bad Hearing A old man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond...
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    confession

    Confession A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in...
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    A Nice Story about Love

    A Nice Story about Love A Nice Article about Love I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this: "You see this water carefully contained...
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    Love In Maths

    Love In Maths My Dear SweetHeart, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of...
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    Bad Hearing

    Bad Hearing A old man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond...
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    Dubai in the 1960s

    Dubai in the 1960s
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    15 Pieces Of Advice For Woman

    15 Pieces Of Advice For Woman 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. ********** 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. ********** 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. ********** 4...
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    Why INDIA is in trouble

    Why INDIA is in trouble Why INDIA is in trouble ??? & Who will Bringout it from Trouble ?? Population: 100 crore 9 crore retired 30 crore in state Govt; 17 crore in central Govt. (Both categories don't work) 1 crore IT professional (don't work for India ) 25 crore in school 1 crore are...
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    Confessions of a Kid

    Confessions of a Kid Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into...
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    lipstick

    lipstick According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the...
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    Cute Questions asked by Kids

    Cute Questions asked by Kids She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!"...
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    Confession

    Confession A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy...
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    Ghost chat

    Ghost chat Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? 2nd ghost : I died of cold. 1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold? 2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body...
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    Two lawyers

    Two lawyers Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers...
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    love's story

    love's story upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left. Love wanted to persevere until the...
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    Albert Bierstadt Art

    Albert Bierstadt Art
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    Cards of Life & Death

    Cards of Life & Death
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    WAY BACK INTO LOVE

    WAY BACK INTO LOVE Hugh Grant & Haley I I’ve been living with a shadow overhead I’ve been sleeping with a cloud above my bed I’ve been lonely for so long Trapped in the past I just can’t seem to move on II I’ve been hiding all my hopes and dreams away Just in case I ever need again someday...

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