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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Clinton`s secret box

    Bill & Hillary Clinton are celebrating their 25th Anniversary. All 25 years Bill has kept a large box under his side of the bed. He asked Hillary never to look in his box, and so she obeyed. But, on the morning of their 25th, she couldn`t stand the suspense any longer. She opened the box and...
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    Short Jokes

    "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id" ****** There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it...
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    Aquainted

    This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus. A bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors. she tried to step up onto the step but her skirt was too tight. So she reached back to unzip and loosen it a little. she tried to step up onto the steps...
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    ටියුෂන් පිටපොට යාමෙන් ගණිකාවන් වන තරුනිය

    ටියුෂන් පිටපොට යාමෙන් ගණිකාවන් වන තරුනිය Got diz frm mail. If diz one was helpful Add me Rep+
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    Blonde alligator

    A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own...
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    FEW SAYINGS

    NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY......... ........ TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE...
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    Words women use

    Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. *********** Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around...
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    management & engineers

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am." The man below replied "You're in a hot air...
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    An Elderly Woman's Portrait

    An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She instructed the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, an emerald necklace, a ruby bracelet, and a Rolex watch." "But you're not wearing any of those things!" the artist said. "I know," she replied. "But if I should die before my...
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    One liners - Definations

    1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. ********** 2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test match. ********** 3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which the man loses his...
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    Sex Life

    A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your girlfriend's face while you're having sex?" "Well, yes...
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    HAPPY COUPLE

    Once upon a time a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret. Editor: "Sir. It's unbelievable. How did you make...
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    Difference between appraisal and resignation

    A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?" Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? " Trainee: "Yes I do" Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation" Comparison study : Appraisal and...
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    Wrong Flowers

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace." The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious...
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    Balu prasad yadav

    Balu Prasad Yadav driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot. When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed! The bar is crowded with people trying to get drinks, ladies are dancing on the tables...
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    85 YEAR OLD GRANDPA

    A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital." How are you grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific, wonderful menus." "And the nursing?" "Just couldn't be better. The young nurses really take care of you." "What about sleeping...
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    Laptop Help

    Guyz,for the first tym i'm going to buy a laptop. So i need to know, Best laptop and it definetely should be AMD. I got only Rs:100,000. I'm going to buy it frm UK
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    New Mouse Pad (14+)

    Add me Rep+ if you like this:P
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    මගේ වල් කෙල්ල

    මට නිදි මත වෙන්නෑ..... කිමදෝ මා දන්නෑ.... ඔබ ලඟ ඉන්නා විට ඇස් පියවෙන්නෑ... හිරිවැටුනු මගෙ කකුලෙ සීතල නැතිකරලා ... හැන්ගිච්ච සී.පී.යූ. එකේ උනුහුම මට දීලා.... ස්පීඩ් එකනම් අද ඔබේ නම් හොඳටම වැඩිවීලා.... හිතට ආපු පිස්සු වචන ටිකක්.කැමතිනම් රෙප්+ එකක් දෙන්න:lol:
  20. Dreamworks_naveen

    Relationships

    One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."So he tied her up and went golfing. ******* A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door...

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