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    It's all about women

    1) What is the difference between women and puppies? Answer: Puppies grow up. ********** 2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are... ********** 3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you can...
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    LITTLE JOHNNY AND PROPER GRAMMAR

    One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful...
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    Impetuous Decision

    An older Desi couple having taken all their past vacations either staying at home, or at friends’ and relatives’ homes in other cities decided now to stay in a top name luxury Hotel for an experience in a resort city and to cash an off-season discount coupon. They came to the grandiose hotel...
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    Men will try everything

    A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan. Realising he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. 'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your...
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    Party Crashers

    It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then her husband got an idea.... He turned to the crowd of...
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    Very official love letter

    To Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Juliet, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a...
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    Little Johnny the Smart Salesman

    The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Mary led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "my sales approach was to appeal to the...
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    Yard Sale

    One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual but I continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies laying on the lawn. This time my curiosity got...
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    English HD Music Videos

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    A cow from Alberta

    The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for 1,000 dollars, or one from Alberta Canada for 800 dollars. Being poor, they bought the cow from Alberta. The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk...
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    A cow from Alberta

    The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for 1,000 dollars, or one from Alberta Canada for 800 dollars. Being poor, they bought the cow from Alberta. The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk...
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    Who said car names don't have a meaning? FUNNY...

    BMW Brings Me Women FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology FORD For Only Rough Drivers HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything KIA Kills In Accidents OPEL...
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    From the church

    A husband comes home from church; he greets his wife and lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and asks "Did the pastor preach about being romantic?" The husband said, "No! He said we must carry our burdens and sorrows!”
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    Punjabi Girl

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from New Delhi , and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came...
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    Woman's Ears.

    A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, 'yes, I can put you right.' After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his...
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    Ahhh... To Be A Kid Again

    I want to be a kid again. I want go back to the time when ; Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny- miney- MO." Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming ,"do over!" "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest. Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly."...
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    Wedding Rehearsal

    During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the preacher with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to "love, honor and cherish" and "forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever," I'd...
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    Influence of Anesthesia

    In a recovery room a man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery. His wife was sitting by his side holding his hand. His eyelids just opened for a few seconds. He looked at his wife as if he was returning from out of body experience, hallowed by bright white light. With a broken smile...
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    Two Prostitutes

    Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES — $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS...
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    Inheritance

    When Fred found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like...

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