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    Going To Heaven

    The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to heaven. At the end of his talk he asked confidently, "And where do you want to go?" "Heaven!" they shouted in unison. Now on a roll he asked, "And what do you have to be to get there?" "Dead!" was one...
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    Shocked Bush

    Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the president exclaimed. "That's terrible!" His staff was stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat, his head in his hands...
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    world war 3

    George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that`s them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We`re planning...
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    Peeing Problem

    A man walks into his doctor's office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, a casual acquaintance walks in and sits down next to him. The newcomer asks, "W w what are yyy you ddd doing here?" The man replies, "I am waiting to see the doctor." "W wwhy dd do...
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    Mental Hospital

    A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they discharge that day. At the front of the room the Doctors took some chalk and drew a full size door on a Blackboard and offered an ice cream to...
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    Thirsty Drunk

    A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Champagne." "That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back...
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    who is the farther

    A young boy comes running down the street looking for a cop. He finds one and then begs, "Please, officer, come back to the bar with me, my father's in a fight." Well, they get back to the bar and there's three guys fighting like you wouldn't believe. After a while the cop turns to the kid...
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    Pregnant Lady

    A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She answered, "He sure is." Then the...
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    Entry to heaven

    "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class. "NO!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy...
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    The way to heaven

    A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right." The man...
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    A bus driver

    One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like, "If my Mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I would be a little rooster," the bus driver said shut up! Still the boy went on... "If my Mom was a female elephant and my dad was a male elephant, I...
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    types of girls(in IT)

    Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. Windows Girls: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. Screensaver Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! Internet...
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    error massages

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain...
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    judgement

    There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man, "Where do you work?" The man said, "Here and there." The judge asked the man...
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    talking clock

    A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. It's not a gong. It's a talking clock", the drunk replied. A...
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    කැන්ඳන් යාම

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    Wife`s Photograph

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    shopping......

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    වැරදීම (mistake)

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    සොල්දාදුවාගේ ආදර කතාව

    සොල්දාදුවාගේ ආදර කතාව

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