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    (Real) funny Story..........isn't it? (Hikzzz)

    A guy dies while making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife...
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    Do You Know the Types of Breasts ?

    Symbolic presentation... . . Itty bitty titties ()() Little breasts (.)(.) Nice breasts (o)(o) Perfect breasts (D)(D) Bullets (O)(O) Handful breasts (~0~)(~0~) Stretch mark breasts \o/.\o/ Grandma's breasts [o][o] Breasts during a mammogram * ^ * Flat chest...
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    HikZZZ.........(Not 18+)

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    short jokes (18+)

    :DWhy did the Grammer teacher slap Santa's Son? B'coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items n PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item? :DWhat do politicians & porn stars have in common? They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera! :DFailure is not when ur...

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