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  1. 2009

    For All Those who Love their Bosses........

    A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss. By this...
  2. 2009

    Aids Warning............!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 2009

    Funny Sign Boards..

  4. 2009

    The Next American President is a Filipino..

  5. 2009

    Night Courses..

    During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting: Raman said, ‘Narain, I’ve been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week. Narayan, ‘Oh!’ Raman, ‘For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?’ Narayan, ‘No.’ Raman, ‘He’s the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take...
  6. 2009

    Caught in the Dark..

    A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?” The bartender replied, “I really don’t think you...
  7. 2009

    The Classic Gift..

    A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, as they had not been dating very long. After careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note… romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went to Sears...
  8. 2009

    Digital Art Wallpapers..

  9. 2009

    Wife and Car

    My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake." :D :D :rofl: :rofl:
  10. 2009

    30 Rupees & 2 Wheat Grains..

    When the bride and bridegroom was returning after their marriage.groom found his wife holding a small packet; The boy asked..whats there in that packet.. Wife replied..darling this is the secret of my life.pls never open it or ask me about it further..otherwise our marriage will be in...
  11. 2009

    Poison...

    There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying.The truck driver turned and...
  12. 2009

    Honesty..

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any...
  13. 2009

    Clever Girl..

    A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment. She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14...
  14. 2009

    Expiry date..

    Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband : Nothing. Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' :P :P :P
  15. 2009

    Wifes Picture..

    Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem...
  16. 2009

    Lost Cheque Book..

    Sardar lost his cheque book : Next day, goes to Bank manager to inform : Manager says be careful any one can put your signatures, chek daily with bank as our computers are not working, I cant arrange for stop payments. Sardar: Dont worry Manager Ji, I have already signed all cheques, so...
  17. 2009

    I Am Canadian - very funny commercial..

    LX6qoJhQlYw&eurl :baffled: :baffled: :baffled:
  18. 2009

    Signal Tooth paste...

  19. 2009

    Chatting with Strangers !!!!!

    Online chatting.... ... A Guy Was chatting with a female (never met her directly) - Online chat. (Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's ) Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today? Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having...
  20. 2009

    Art Wallpapers..

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