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  1. 2009

    Colorful Spring Flowers Wallpapers..

  2. 2009

    Retired Super Heroes...

  3. 2009

    Some Golden Sayings !!

    Error! Filename not specified.You can study and get any certificates.. but you cannot get your own death certificate (......by Dracula). Error! Filename not specified.You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH" (...... by Mr. Bean)...
  4. 2009

    Kohomada Aluth Fashion????

  5. 2009

    Kim Kardashian Wallpapers..

  6. 2009

    Diamond Bracelet..

    A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident...
  7. 2009

    Jennifer Lopez..

    One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he began crying, God appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?” The woodcutter told Him that he had dropped his axe into the water. God went down into the water and reappeared...
  8. 2009

    No Speak English..

    A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the...
  9. 2009

    Parrot..

    A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible!" the...
  10. 2009

    World's Longest Fingernails..

    Lee Redmond, a woman from Utah who has not cut her nails since 1979, had grown and carefully manicured them to reach a total length of 8.65 m (28 ft 4.5 in), and was listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's longest fingernails. Sadly, on February, 2009, she lost them in a car...
  11. 2009

    Follow Me..

  12. 2009

    Tarzan's Original Cheeta..

    Cheeta, from the original 1934 Tarzan's movie - 75 yeas old
  13. 2009

    BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR..

    A guy found a magic lamp and naturally rubbed it. The genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want." The guy thought and thought and finally gave his answer, "I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want." "As you wish," the genie replied. So, the genie turned him...
  14. 2009

    Latest British fashion-Alexander McQueen..

  15. 2009

    ~~SPAGHETTI~~

    For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise...
  16. 2009

    POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS..

    A budding poet trying his best... Here I lie in stinky vapour, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this... Here I sit Broken hearted. Tried to shit But, only farted...
  17. 2009

    SINGH IS KING...

    A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji. Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.' Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips...
  18. 2009

    Monkey gets revenge on owner who forced him to climb trees for coconuts...

    A monkey who tired of being forced to climb trees to pick coconuts killed his owner with a well-aimed coconut. The owner died immediately from the monkey's throw from the top of a tree in the Thai Province of Nakorn Sri Thammarat, according to the Samui Express newspaper. The newspaper said...
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  19. 2009

    Secret Civil War message found in President Lincoln's watch.

    A gold watch owned by Abraham Lincoln bears a message marking the start of the U.S. Civil War, which the president never knew anything about. The 'secret' inscription has been uncovered at the National Museum of American History. The engraving, by watchmaker Jonathan Dillon, is dated April 13...
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  20. 2009

    Menna Maru Lorrya...

    :P :P :P

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