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  1. Xmanlk

    =>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

    SexY Niple niple little star ...can i suck you in my car ...up above the breast so have...always milky never dry...let me touch it never shy...in the bra it will be dry ...
  2. Xmanlk

    =>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

    FunnY Q: What is a kiss? A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
  3. Xmanlk

    =>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

    SexY When I went to the Madras, I had Sex Wth a lady on the grass... When I insert inch One, She says its none... When I insert inch Two She says its few... When...
  4. Xmanlk

    =>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

    SexY Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.
  5. Xmanlk

    =>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

    FunnY Did u know meaning of WOMEN? "W"ant "O"ne "M"an for "E"very "N"ight
  6. Xmanlk

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    FunnY Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
  7. Xmanlk

    =>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

    SexY Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
  8. Xmanlk

    =>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

    SexY What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER : A rumor!
  9. Xmanlk

    =>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

    SexY Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas
  10. Xmanlk

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    SexY Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
  11. Xmanlk

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    SexY BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY..AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY
  12. Xmanlk

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    SexY The most difficult golf course in the world is... "Women Hole" any style you play... as many shots you try... & as much perfection you have... you can never get your balls in...!!!
  13. Xmanlk

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    SexY 4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina.... 1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go slow.4) Men at work
  14. Xmanlk

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    SexY Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied: "B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!!
  15. Xmanlk

    =>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

    SexY During sexual session the girl says:"u r like a mobile phone!"Boy: "Do I vibrate a lot?" Girl:"No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
  16. Xmanlk

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    SexY Q: Wats d definition of a 'lesbian?' A: Just another damn Woman..... tryin 2 do a man's job!!!.
  17. Xmanlk

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    SexY Similarity between Viagra & Rail reservation counter? Both make you stand for 1 hour for a 2 minute job...
  18. Xmanlk

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    Pilot asking permission to land said, "Guess who?" Controller switches the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"
  19. Xmanlk

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    A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?
  20. Xmanlk

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    Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it to 6000. So when would you like to start? Santa: In 3 months.

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