=>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

[Xmanlk]

700 eke magen

Q: What's the diff between mother wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying the other ensures you continue to do so.

 

[Xmanlk]

Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it to
6000. So when would you like to start?
Santa: In 3 months.

 

[Xmanlk]

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

 

[Xmanlk]

Pilot asking permission to land said, "Guess who?"
Controller switches the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"

 

[gpindika]

Maxxa Xman

 

[sirajstc]

thxx

 

[gpindika]

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Me Hamotama ThanX

 

[pissu_man]

Naughty

It takes 15 trees to produce
the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of
saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

heheeeeeeee... Ela

 

[pissu_man]

Comparison
Lips Dont Join When You Say
L O V E,

That Is a Sign Of Distance .

But When You Say

F R I E N D S H I P
Lips Join,

That Is a Sign Of Togetherness.

Elane...

 

[pissu_man]

FunnY
WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:
Respect her,
Honour her,
Love her,
Protect her,
Care 4 her,
Obey her,
Sacrifice 4 her….
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just smile once (game over)

Maru machan

 

[gpindika]

ThanX Machan

 

[gpindika]

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white
for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for
likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck

 

[gpindika]

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of
Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always
shine...Good Luck

 

[gpindika]

The butyful drms has com tru.
The litle cute birds r singing 4U.
The rays of sun r touching Ur butyful eyes
n
distrbing U 4 wising gud mrning 2u.
Gud mrning.

 

[Xmanlk]

SexY
Similarity between Viagra & Rail reservation counter? Both make you
stand for 1 hour for a 2 minute job...

 

[Xmanlk]

SexY
Q: Wats d definition of a 'lesbian?'
A: Just another damn Woman.....
tryin 2 do a man's job!!!.

 

[Xmanlk]

SexY
During sexual session the girl says:"u r like a mobile phone!"Boy:
"Do I vibrate a lot?" Girl:"No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network

 

[Xmanlk]

SexY
Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:
"B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!!

 

[Xmanlk]

SexY
4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina....
1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go slow.4) Men
at work

 

[Xmanlk]

SexY
The most difficult golf course in the world is... "Women Hole" any
style you play... as many shots you try... & as much perfection you have... you
can never get your balls in...!!!