agent: sir, now u can insure ur men's privet.
man: wt are the benifits?
agent: in-case it doesn't work, we will provide the same service to ur wife free of charge...
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A pragnent lady went to an astrologer.
astrologer:when u deliver a baby, baby's father will die...