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  1. rocks_lp

    never messed up with kids

    A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a...
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    most wanted

    Most Wanted Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the...
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    colege student needs money

    The following letter was written home to his parents by a student who was trying to hint that he needed some money..... Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you would...
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    three smart wishes

    A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed...
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    vacation

    Billy Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me...
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    new computer viruses

    Ellen Degeneres virus............. Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC Monica Lewinsky virus.............. Sucks all the memory out of your computer Titanic virus...................... Makes your whole computer go down Disney virus...................... Everything in the computer goes Goofy...
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