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    translaterr

    http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/11/5/350918/The%20Translator%20-%20Catherine%20Tate%20%5Bfrom%20www.metacafe.com%5D.wmv
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    24 pigs

    A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of the injury. "Yes, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, twenty-four pigs. Imagine, twenty-four...
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    vote for ur favourite forum in elakiri

    guyz vote for ur favourite forum in elakiri.........:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    vote for ur favourite forum

    help me guyz can any 1 tell me how 2 delete a threade dat we post.
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    vote for ur fav forum

    guyz a new thing.............. what is ur favorite forum in elakiri:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: so start vote
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    it jokes

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    HOW TO BE ANNOYING (a guide)

    HOW TO BE ANNOYING (a guide) ADJUST THE TINT ON YOUR TV SO THAT ALL THE PEOPLE ARE GREEN, AND INSIST TO OTHERS THAT YOU "LIKE IT THAT WAY." DRUM ON EVERY AVAILABLE SURFACE. ASK 800 OPERATORS FOR DATES. SET ALARMS FOR RANDOM TIMES AT HOME. ORDER A SIDE OF PORK RINDS WITH YOU FILET MIGNON...
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    guyz a new effort

    hai guyz lets try something new...... not really new but something fun really fun........... all of our elakiri members build a story cool story... :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: well each member writes just three...
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    check dis out

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    2035 NEWS HEADLINES IN SRILANKA.

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    10 Most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations...

    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here? Answer: Don???t u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt? Answer...
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    think before u act

    A lawyer was traveling in his Mercedes SLK500 when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation. " Why are you eating grass ?" " We don't have any money for food ", the poor man replied. " We have to eat...
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    cool pics

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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    must see video

    guyz i'm feel really bad to post dis thread on ela joke. dis is not joke at all.
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    socer player dies during the game

    guyz i'm really feel bad to post dis on joke dis is not joke at all. i wanted to show dis for all elakiri members.
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    mother-in-law

    http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/11/5/350918/Mother.wmv
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    appology letter

    A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing... ______________________________ Deer sur, If small small mistakes getting...
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    Hilarious Court Cases discuss

    Check out the last one.Tooo Good. These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things People actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now Published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while These exchanges were actually taking place...
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    actual call center conversations

    Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?". Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?". Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre". Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours". ------------...
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    how to wash T-shirt

    http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2052/howtowashatshirtfh5.jpg

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