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    DIAL0G MOBILE BROADBAND

    Kawru hari dialog mobile broadband use karanawada?5gb download karata passe speed aka 64kpbs wenawalune..64kpbs ma anawada download karaddi naththam aduwenda anne????
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    HEADACHE

    N0thing
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    G0TCHA!!!

    A husban walk in to the bed room holding two aspirins and a glass 0f a water.His wife asks,"whats that for?","its for ur headache." "i dont have a headache"he replies "gotcha!"
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    Help akak oneee>>>

    Mama tigo gprs n70 pc akata connect kara ath mata virus gurd aka witarai update karanda puluwan..Web page walata yanna be,weda karanna..Proxy setting wenas karama hari yaida?Porxy setting m0naada ..Ane help meeee plzzzz
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    STATISTICS

    AT THIS M0MENT 5 MILLION ARE HAVING SEX,2 MILLION ARE IN GUN FIGHTS,91 MILLION AT A PARTY AN ONE SAD FUCKER READING THIS THREAD
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    PUZZLED BOY

    a boy gose t0 his m0ther one day with a puzzled look."m0m,why is my bigger brothers named thunderstrom?"She told him,"because he was conceived during a mighty strom."the he asked,"why my sister named cornflower?"she replied,"well,your father and i were in a c0rnfield when we made her"m0ther...
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    ANY 1??

    IS THERE WH0 W0RKS IN DIALNG OR M0BITEL????
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    Help need>>>>

    Mama n70 pc akata c0nnect karala tig0 walin internet yanda try kara..But err0r akak anawa page cannot 0pen kiyala..O anti virus aka withrai update karanda puluwan..Meka hadaganda beridooo?
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    HIT-MANZ JOKEZ THREAD

    Il post jokes here..S0me 1 asked me to start a thread
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    Husband with different flavours 0f c0nd*ms(18+)

    Wife an husband have b0ught c0nd*ms with different flavours."Darling,i will turn of light,put one 0n and you guess the flavour".As s0on as he turn 0ff the light,she takes it in the m0uth an says:-GORGONZOLA!-"wait,its n0t on yet..
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    H0w t0 speak chinese?

    Are you harbouring a fugitive?.......Hu yu hai din?Stupid man...........Dum gai small....H0rse........Tai ni po ni
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    >>NAUGHTY GIRLS IN HEAVEN<<

    A train hit a bus filled with catholic school girls an they all perish.They are in heaven trying to enter pearly gates,when st.Peter ask the first girl,"tiffany,have you ever had any c0ntact with a male organ?She giggles an shyly replies,"well,i once touched the head 0f one with the tip 0f my...
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    Whats l0ng hard an usually white???

    Its long hard an usully white.It often has littel hairs at the end.You put in ur m0uth an you move it around.When ur d0ne with it you spit out the tasty,filmy white stuff.What is it???
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    Huureeeee mama senior welaaaa

    Ai danna mawa senior kare?:p
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    Why bicycles are better than a women???

    bicycles d0nt get pregnat.You can ride your bicycles any time of the m0nth.bicycles d0nt have parents.bicycles dont whine unless s0mething is really wr0ng.You can share ur bicycle with ur friends..bicycle dont care h0w many other bicycles you've ridden.When riding,you and ur bicycle can arrive...
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    Difference between vampires an lawyers

    Wats the Difference between vampire an a lawyer?Ans:a vampire only sucks blood at night
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    Two farmers get new animal

    Theres a tow farmers on a farm,and they just got a new animal.0ne farmers out side.And one is inside.The one out side c0mes in with a big cup of white liquid..He takes a big drink 0f it an excitedly says,i just milked the new cow.Then other farmer with a troubled look on his face an says,we...
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    M0ther teaching s0n to go t0 bathroom

    A m0ther taught her s0n to g0 to the bathroom by the numbers:1.0pen ur fly:2.Take out ur equipment:3.Pull back the skin:4.Do ur business:5.Let the skin forward:6.Stow ur equipment:7.Clouse the fly...She checkd on him often to make sure he had learned his lesson,and each time heard him through...
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    The 3 fastest means 0f c0mmunication

    Telephone,television,tell a women
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    Little boy asking father about birth

    Little boy:daddy,where did i c0me fr0m?Daddy:u c0me fr0m the stork .Little boy:ewwwww you fuc*ed a stork?

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