bicycles d0nt get pregnat.You can ride your bicycles any time of the m0nth.bicycles d0nt have parents.bicycles dont whine unless s0mething is really wr0ng.You can share ur bicycle with ur friends..bicycle dont care h0w many other bicycles you've ridden.When riding,you and ur bicycle can arrive at the same time.Bicycles dont care h0w many bicycles y0u have.Bicycle dont care if u look at other bicycles.Bicycle dont care if u buy a bicycle magazines.You'll never hear,"surprise,you are g0ing to own a new bicycle"unless u go out to buy one your self.If ur bicycle goes flat you can fix it.If ur bicycle is too misaligned,you dont have to discuss p0litics with it.You dont have to be jealous of the guy wh0 works 0n ur bicycle.If u say bad thing to ur bicycle you d0nt have to apol0gize before you ride it again.U can ride ur bicycle as l0ng as you want an it w0nt get s0re.You can stop riding ur bicyles as s0on as u want an it w0nt get frustrated.Your parents wont remain in tuch with ur old bicycle after you dump it.Bicycles dont get headaches,bicycles dont insult you if you are a bad rider.You bicycle never wants a night out with other bicycles.Bicycles dont care if your late.You dont have to take a sh0wer before you ride it.If ur bicycle doesn't l00k good you can paint it or bet better parts.You can ride your bicycle the first time you meet it,without having to take it to dinner,see a m0vie,0r meet its m0ther the only pr0tection you have to wear when riding y0ur bicycle is a decent helmet.When in mixed c0mpany,you can talk what a great ride u had the last time u where 0n ur bicycle...
