A train hit a bus filled with catholic school girls an they all perish.They are in heaven trying to enter pearly gates,when st.Peter ask the first girl,"tiffany,have you ever had any c0ntact with a male organ?She giggles an shyly replies,"well,i once touched the head 0f one with the tip 0f my finger."peter says, "oky dip the tip of ur finger in the holy water an pass through the gate"st.peter asks the next girl the same questi0n,"jennifer,have you ever had any c0ntact with a male organ?"the girl is a little reluctant but replies,"well,0nce i f0ndled an storked one"st.peter says"oky,dip your wh0le hand in the holy water an pass through the gate.All 0f a sudden,there is a l0t of c0mm0ti0n in the line 0f girls.0ne girl is pushing her way to the fr0nt 0f the line.When she reaches the fr0nt,st.peter says,"reeva,what seems t0 be the rush?"the girl replies"if im g0ing to have t0 gargle that holy water,i want t0 d0 it before jessica sticks her ass in it"
